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cristy91
  • Town/Country : Miami, U.S.A.
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 8 April 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 13510
  • Number of comments : 227
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About cristy91 : PhD in the making, focusing my studies on organic chemistry. Want to either work for the EPA making the world safer or maybe become a university professor and teach new souls how to love chemistry.

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100 kick ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

I never take things to heart

Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

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Today, there was a a huge storm. There were no buses so I walked for an hour to see my boyfriend of two years who (usually rather the unemotionally type) had called me, crying. When I got there soaking wet, he told me that he doesn't love me anymore and this makes him sad. I had to walk back. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48881) - you deserved it (2389)

On 05/26/2009 at 5:37pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)



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