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About cristy91 : PhD in the making, focusing my studies on organic chemistry. Hopefully I can end up being a professor at a cozy university, helping young minds discover that science is akin to poetry in beauty and eloquence. Please message me if you'd like to have a conversation! It's sometimes surprising how much two distant strangers can have in common

*I don't want to sound bitchy but please don't write sexual things to me, It makes me feel super uncomfortable and it's disrespectful to the relationship I'm in*

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Today, there was a a huge storm. There were no buses so I walked for an hour to see my boyfriend of two years who (usually rather the unemotionally type) had called me, crying. When I got there soaking wet, he told me that he doesn't love me anymore and this makes him sad. I had to walk back. FML


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