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About cristy91 : Hello! My name is Cristina and I am from the US but am currently living in Germany. I plan on pursuing my doctorate in chemistry when I return back to the states and will (hopefully) end up either working in environmental policy or as a university professor, depending on which university I can get in to. If you would like to have a conversation then please do so, but be warned, I go on the site sporadically so I may not respond in a timely fashion to such requests. Have a wonderful day!

*Not to sound bitchy but please do not hit on me or make sexual comments to me. It makes me extremely uncomfortable. Thanks!*

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Today, there was a a huge storm. There were no buses so I walked for an hour to see my boyfriend of two years who (usually rather the unemotionally type) had called me, crying. When I got there soaking wet, he told me that he doesn't love me anymore and this makes him sad. I had to walk back. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55901) - you deserved it (3336)

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