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About cristy91 : I'm almost 24, I don't know what I'm doing with my life and I've been on this site since 2009. I have two dogs and a scorpion and they are what keep me sane at the moment. I graduated with a BSc in chemistry and I just want to fast forward to retirement.

*Not to sound bitchy but please do not hit on me or make sexual comments to me. It makes me extremely uncomfortable. Thanks!*

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Today, there was a a huge storm. There were no buses so I walked for an hour to see my boyfriend of two years who (usually rather the unemotionally type) had called me, crying. When I got there soaking wet, he told me that he doesn't love me anymore and this makes him sad. I had to walk back. FML


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