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  • Number of visits : 15806
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About cristy91 : I'm almost 24, and I've been on this site since 2009. I have two dogs, a scorpion and my boyfriend and they are what keep me sane at the moment. I was recently accepted for a PhD program so hopefully in 5 years my life can really begin :)

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Today, I picked up my 4-year-old daughter from day care. As we're driving home, a butterfly lands on the windshield. Just as my daughter comments on how pretty the butterfly is, I turned a corner and accidentally hit the windshield wipers and smeared the pretty butterfly across the windshield. FML


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On 05/29/2009 at 4:13pm - animals - by reb2632 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I wanted revenge on the rabbit who ate my garden's plants. When he returned, he was standing next to my brand new above-ground swimming pool. I pull out my 22. rifle and shot at it, but the bullet missed and popped a hole in my pool. 15,000 gallons of water flooded my basement. FML


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On 05/26/2009 at 8:22pm - misc - by Jerrrr (man) - United States (New York)

Today, there was a a huge storm. There were no buses so I walked for an hour to see my boyfriend of two years who (usually rather the unemotionally type) had called me, crying. When I got there soaking wet, he told me that he doesn't love me anymore and this makes him sad. I had to walk back. FML


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On 05/26/2009 at 5:37pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

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