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cristy91

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cristy91

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 16403
  • Number of comments : 426
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About cristy91 : 24 years old with two doggies and a scorp. I'm about to begin pursuing my PhD in analytical chemistry with the intent of ultimately working for either the restoration of the Everglades or as a professor at a university.

*Please do not send me neither flirtatious nor sexual comments*

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You've received 68 likes on your profile. Kinky.

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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cristy91's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to use the bathroom really badly in a drug store. After I did a #2, just as I realized the handle on the toilet was broken, a knock came at the door. I tried fixing it for ten minutes, before slipping out the door, to come face to face with two employees coming to fix the toilet. FML

#21424715
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27332) - you deserved it (2594)

On 06/11/2015 at 10:12pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I made two cakes. One for my boyfriend's birthday tomorrow, the other for my family so they wouldn't eat the birthday cake. I came home to find they ate half of each. FML

Today, I was riding the train and someone farted. Everyone looked at me. People always blame farts on the fat guy. FML

#20190789
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32042) - you deserved it (6627)

On 12/04/2012 at 11:04am - misc - by Banana (man) - Puerto Rico

Today, I had a seizure. My dad responded by saying it always happens with my disease. I never have had a disease. Now I have to wait for my dad to stop yelling at my mom about not telling me, so I can ask what I have in the first place. FML

#15296523
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47078) - you deserved it (2993)

On 03/13/2011 at 7:08pm - health - by aldfgadfklbg (woman) - United States (California)

Today, in an attempt to impress a girl I like, I tried to crush a soda can by hitting it with my forehead. Not only did I fail, I knocked myself out in the process. When I regained consciousness, the girl was gone and someone had taken the liberty of drawing a penis on my face. FML

#15296176
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14124) - you deserved it (71547)

On 03/13/2011 at 6:26pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, I went to the doctor for an infection from where a cat bit me while I was sleeping. Where that cat came from and how it got into my bedroom I will never know. FML

#15291539
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35262) - you deserved it (3117)

On 03/13/2011 at 9:19am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I tickled my girlfriend, and her first reflex was to swing her elbow back and break my nose. FML

#15281927
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16238) - you deserved it (32113)

On 03/12/2011 at 5:53am - misc - by Nerrh - Australia (Victoria)

Today, it was the début of the high school musical I was in. When two others and I sang the word "Hell", my mother yelled at us for using that language, while the musical was still going, and dragged me off stage. FML

#15281209
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45839) - you deserved it (3667)

On 03/12/2011 at 12:14am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I set up a mouse trap to kill the rodent plaguing my kitchen. While lying in bed, I heard an unmistakable snap, and ran to see what I'd caught. The mouse trap was missing. I now have a large, angry, and possibly dying animal running around my house. FML

#15275510
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29815) - you deserved it (6905)

On 03/11/2011 at 1:34pm - animals - by mike - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I woke up screaming after a nightmare about clowns, which wouldn't be too bad if I hadn't been surrounded by coworkers. FML

#15274441
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14598) - you deserved it (26898)

On 03/11/2011 at 11:05am - work - by scaredofbozo -

Today, I caught my finger in a sliding door. It made me pass out and give myself a concussion. My genetics would rather slam my face into the floor than deal with a pinched finger. FML

#15273701
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26848) - you deserved it (4787)

On 03/11/2011 at 9:11am - health - by Pain_intolerant - Canada

Today, my step-mom yelled at me for an hour, calling me a slut because our male dog saw me naked. FML

Today, I was taking a shower and I saw a new body wash that said "radiance ribbons." That sounded a little effeminate, but it smelled manly enough and the only alternative was normal soap, so I used it. Just now, I stepped out into the sun and found out what "radiance ribbons" means. I sparkle. FML

#3639578
463 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63935) - you deserved it (32740)

On 07/10/2009 at 1:03pm - misc - by takinabreak (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I saw myself in a 'girls gone wild' ad with another girl. So did my mom. FML

#2987164
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27059) - you deserved it (116624)

On 06/18/2009 at 3:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I witnessed a horrible car accident and was interviewed by the local news. During the interview I said, "It was terrible. It was like watching a silent movie... but there was sound!" The interview has been aired 6 times. FML

#2612293
328 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33310) - you deserved it (79576)

On 06/04/2009 at 9:07pm - misc - by LadyChristina25 - United States (Rhode Island)



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