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  • Title : Miss
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  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 15505
  • Number of comments : 364
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About cristy91 : I'm almost 24, and I've been on this site since 2009. I have two dogs, a scorpion and my boyfriend and they are what keep me sane at the moment. I was recently accepted for a PhD program so hopefully in 5 years my life can really begin :)

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cristy91's favorite FMLs

Today, I was riding the train and someone farted. Everyone looked at me. People always blame farts on the fat guy. FML

#20190789
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30377) - you deserved it (6385)

On 12/04/2012 at 11:04am - misc - by Banana (man) - Puerto Rico

Today, I had a seizure. My dad responded by saying it always happens with my disease. I never have had a disease. Now I have to wait for my dad to stop yelling at my mom about not telling me, so I can ask what I have in the first place. FML

#15296523
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43155) - you deserved it (2732)

On 03/13/2011 at 7:08pm - health - by aldfgadfklbg (woman) - United States (California)

Today, in an attempt to impress a girl I like, I tried to crush a soda can by hitting it with my forehead. Not only did I fail, I knocked myself out in the process. When I regained consciousness, the girl was gone and someone had taken the liberty of drawing a penis on my face. FML

#15296176
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12656) - you deserved it (67495)

On 03/13/2011 at 6:26pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, I went to the doctor for an infection from where a cat bit me while I was sleeping. Where that cat came from and how it got into my bedroom I will never know. FML

#15291539
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31737) - you deserved it (2845)

On 03/13/2011 at 9:19am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I tickled my girlfriend, and her first reflex was to swing her elbow back and break my nose. FML

#15281927
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15226) - you deserved it (30723)

On 03/12/2011 at 5:53am - misc - by Nerrh - Australia (Victoria)

Today, it was the début of the high school musical I was in. When two others and I sang the word "Hell", my mother yelled at us for using that language, while the musical was still going, and dragged me off stage. FML

#15281209
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41872) - you deserved it (3363)

On 03/12/2011 at 12:14am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I set up a mouse trap to kill the rodent plaguing my kitchen. While lying in bed, I heard an unmistakable snap, and ran to see what I'd caught. The mouse trap was missing. I now have a large, angry, and possibly dying animal running around my house. FML

#15275510
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27807) - you deserved it (6673)

On 03/11/2011 at 1:34pm - animals - by mike - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I woke up screaming after a nightmare about clowns, which wouldn't be too bad if I hadn't been surrounded by coworkers. FML

#15274441
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13536) - you deserved it (25051)

On 03/11/2011 at 11:05am - work - by scaredofbozo -

Today, I caught my finger in a sliding door. It made me pass out and give myself a concussion. My genetics would rather slam my face into the floor than deal with a pinched finger. FML

#15273701
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23901) - you deserved it (4441)

On 03/11/2011 at 9:11am - health - by Pain_intolerant - Canada

Today, my step-mom yelled at me for an hour, calling me a slut because our male dog saw me naked. FML

Today, I was taking a shower and I saw a new body wash that said "radiance ribbons." That sounded a little effeminate, but it smelled manly enough and the only alternative was normal soap, so I used it. Just now, I stepped out into the sun and found out what "radiance ribbons" means. I sparkle. FML

#3639578
460 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60948) - you deserved it (31555)

On 07/10/2009 at 1:03pm - misc - by takinabreak (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I saw myself in a 'girls gone wild' ad with another girl. So did my mom. FML

#2987164
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24650) - you deserved it (110354)

On 06/18/2009 at 3:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I witnessed a horrible car accident and was interviewed by the local news. During the interview I said, "It was terrible. It was like watching a silent movie... but there was sound!" The interview has been aired 6 times. FML

#2612293
326 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31869) - you deserved it (77366)

On 06/04/2009 at 9:07pm - misc - by LadyChristina25 - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I picked up my 4-year-old daughter from day care. As we're driving home, a butterfly lands on the windshield. Just as my daughter comments on how pretty the butterfly is, I turned a corner and accidentally hit the windshield wipers and smeared the pretty butterfly across the windshield. FML

#2405014
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46797) - you deserved it (11611)

On 05/29/2009 at 4:13pm - animals - by reb2632 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I wanted revenge on the rabbit who ate my garden's plants. When he returned, he was standing next to my brand new above-ground swimming pool. I pull out my 22. rifle and shot at it, but the bullet missed and popped a hole in my pool. 15,000 gallons of water flooded my basement. FML

#2321503
854 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36906) - you deserved it (265023)

On 05/26/2009 at 8:22pm - misc - by Jerrrr (man) - United States (New York)



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