Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1077
  • Number of comments : 48
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About crissybear : Not much to say about me.. I am just your typical city girl. 

crissybear's page activity

Visits<b>darkstep</b> - the 10/20/2016 at 7:07pm<b>CauznCaos</b> - the 06/19/2016 at 1:46pm<b>Risea</b> - the 01/15/2016 at 6:02pm<b>CreepinCow</b> - the 12/27/2015 at 11:16pm<b>rootbeercheese8</b> - the 09/06/2015 at 1:21pm<b>theBalloonPerson</b> - the 09/01/2015 at 5:07am<b>lifeislifenanana</b> - the 02/18/2015 at 2:02am<b>Epalmss</b> - the 12/16/2014 at 12:11pm<b>angelflores2012</b> - the 10/26/2014 at 8:12pm<b>freezingmylife</b> - the 09/19/2014 at 4:01pm<b>OrangeDoge25</b> - the 09/13/2014 at 2:38pm<b>Crusher74</b> - the 07/16/2014 at 7:20am<b>Elgaard</b> - the 07/12/2014 at 2:49am<b>ElinsVal</b> - the 06/25/2014 at 8:01pm<b>Drag0nb0rn</b> - the 06/10/2014 at 9:47pm<b>Conner300</b> - the 05/11/2014 at 9:17pm<b>imyy</b> - the 04/14/2014 at 8:33am<b>sofakingmexican</b> - the 04/02/2014 at 11:21pm

Fucked!<b>rootbeercheese8</b> - the 09/06/2015 at 7:21pm

crissybear's FML badges

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.


You’ve used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

See all of crissybear's badges

crissybear's favorite FMLs

Today, I ran over my neighbors' cat. I didn't want it to look like I killed it, so I put it under my other neighbor's car so it would look like they ran over it. The cat's owners were watching me. FML

by awesome / 09/21/2010 at 12:49am / United States (Arizona) / Animals

Today, I realized the guy I like is not deaf. This would normally be good news. However, for the past two weeks I assumed he was deaf after seeing him use sign language. I've been openly talking about him within earshot. FML

by Jackie / 09/14/2010 at 4:00pm / United States (California) / Love

Today, I fell asleep in class. Usually, people just sit still when asleep. Nope, not me. Not only had I been violently rocking and nodding my head, the teacher stopped class for everyone to see for 5 minutes as she made jokes. What woke me? The intense laughter followed by embarrassment. FML

by Math_Rocker / 09/02/2009 at 6:17pm / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous