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  • Birth Date : Sunday 20 August 1995 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 340
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, my mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg bag of carrots, and nothing else. She then informed me that, for as long as my girlfriend and I keep 'going at it like rabbits', she would be feeding me like one. FML

#18733573
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19876) - you deserved it (39128)

On 01/07/2012 at 5:27am - intimacy - by Danny - Australia

Today, I bought cupcakes from a bakery by my work. I took them home, at which point my mother screamed at me because she's on a diet. Hours later I found the whole box empty. Great self-control, mom. FML

#18649240
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23084) - you deserved it (4148)

On 12/29/2011 at 11:56pm - misc - by hdkgdkvdjd - United States (California)

Today, I drove 45 min from my college to surprise my girlfriend with roses after she got off work. She responded by taking the roses, dumping them in her back seat, and speeding off because she couldn't miss Survivor. FML

#18550642
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27456) - you deserved it (2808)

On 12/19/2011 at 1:44am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was badly sunburnt even after making it a point to apply a lot of sunscreen. My coworkers thought it amusing to slap me every chance they get. FML

#17820247
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23124) - you deserved it (4182)

On 09/24/2011 at 11:22am - work - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I went with my boyfriend to the OC fair. He was taking a picture of me in front of a giant mechanical butterfly at the insect exhibit. Playfully, he told me to pretend to be a butterfly, so I quickly lifted my arms, just in time to slap a 7 year old girl in the face. FML

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61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27220) - you deserved it (5296)

On 07/26/2011 at 7:19pm - kids - by slappedright (woman) - United States (California)



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