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crisco_jockey
  • Town/Country : Twisp, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 13 November 1990 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 236
  • Number of comments : 37
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About crisco_jockey : I suppose i will tell you a thing or two about myself. I am very opinionated but i am open minded, i love having decent conversations with people and i think internet trolling is the greatest sport since seeing whom can smash an empty beer can on their own head first.

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Today, I learned that even though they say that an apple a day keeps the doctor away, it doesn't keep him from putting a Q-tip up your ass. FML

#8994102 (149)

I agree, your life sucks (14334) - you deserved it (2123)

On 03/11/2010 at 9:44am - health - by captainkevineff - United States

Today, I took the bus to work and a sweet old lady got on after me and sat next to me. Halfway to work, she fell asleep and her head was on my shoulder. Trying to be nice, I gently tried to wake her up before my stop came. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

#960425 (668)

I agree, your life sucks (402925) - you deserved it (26907)

On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I texted my college boyfriend to tell him how terrible I felt about cheating. He replied saying he was so relieved because he had been cheating on me with a girl in his dorm. I was talking about my math exam. FML

#379076 (311)

I agree, your life sucks (369956) - you deserved it (52442)

On 03/16/2009 at 1:11pm - intimacy - by gentileman (woman) - United States (Maryland)