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Today, feeling romantic and overwhelmed with love, I told my fiancée: "I don't know what I'd do without you." She replied: "Well, you'd wank". FML
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On 12/25/2008 at 1:07am - intimacy - by Nicos - Sent from mobile version
Today, I sent a text message to a guy I like, saying, "Dear Santa, I want to fall in love." He replied: "Wait for next Christmas..." FML
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On 12/24/2008 at 8:54pm - love - by Marou - Sent from mobile version
Today, my boss asked me "can I give you some constructive criticism?". I said yes. He tells me "Your work is really shit. You have no talent and I can't figure out why I hired you." FML
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On 12/22/2008 at 11:18pm - work - by crapules - Sent from mobile version
Today, I'm 65 years old, and I've been given a bottle of wine produced in the year I was born. The wine tastes foul; not a good omen. FML
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On 12/21/2008 at 7:14am - misc - by Phil - Sent from mobile version
Today, at the Eurostar customs, an officer asked me if I had packed my luggage myself. I teasingly answered "No, I was helped by a member of Al Qaeda." which earned me a body and luggage search and a missed train. FML
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On 12/14/2008 at 12:15am - misc - by Behemoth2 - Sent from mobile version
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents. We all looked together at family photos on the computer. The first picture was a close up of my mother, bare breasts in full view. FML
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On 11/29/2008 at 9:34pm - intimacy - by Rosies - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was making love with my girlfriend and my landline rang. Obviously, I let it go to voicemail. At the very moment I was about to cum, I heard my mum's voice on my voicemail: "Hi sweetheart!" FML
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On 11/18/2008 at 11:58pm - intimacy - by Gwayhir - Sent from mobile version
Today, we had some family over. A nasty need to wank seized me when I saw her: my 17-year-old cousin. I went to my parents' unoccupied bedroom. My sister's baby walkie-talkie was switched on, and the whole family heard me. FML
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On 10/25/2008 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by VIVI -
Today, I woke up next to a beautiful, half-naked brunette in my bed. Two minutes later, my alarm clock woke me up for real. FML
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:27am - love - by Jonathan -
Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi -
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