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Today, I went out for coffee with my sister and my crush. I spent the majority of the date flirting with my crush, and when he dropped us off at home, I told him I had fun on our date. He looked at me surprised and said he'd thought I'd tagged along on his date with my sister. FML
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On 07/24/2011 at 1:02pm - love - by Lonely (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I bumped into my ex-boyfriend I still love, and his new girlfriend, who he cheated on me with. Embarrassingly, she was wearing the same top as me. However hers was in size 6, unlike my 16. FML
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On 07/24/2011 at 8:22am - love - by oouchh (woman) - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)
Today, I went skinny dipping with my friends. A security man drove up the dock we were on with his bike. After informing us that the dock was closed, and noticing all of our swimsuits on the dock, he refused to move his flashlight beam from us in the water. FML
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On 07/24/2011 at 2:41am - misc - by Men '86 - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, my constant bragging to friends caught up with me, and everyone believes I'm a swinger. Because of this, no girl wants to go out with me, in case they become just another notch under my belt. The truth is, I'm still a virgin. FML
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On 07/23/2011 at 7:53pm - love - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I was doing swimming practice at the pool. I suddenly got breathless, dizzy, and felt like I was drowning. I cried out to the instructor, telling him I had a weak heart. He shouted back, "I don't care about your girlfriend's problems! Swim, bitch!" FML
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On 07/23/2011 at 7:52pm - love - by mathii - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was walking to the store when I ran into one of my friends. He said he heard about my bike being stolen the day before, and that whoever took it was a heartless dick. I hadn't told anyone about the theft. FML
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On 07/23/2011 at 5:27pm - misc - by Username - United States
Today, I'm staying in a hotel where the lights are automatic. They turn on when something moves and turn off when everything is still. I'm a sensitive sleeper and I move in my sleep, so the light wakes me up. It's currently 2 a.m. and all together I've gotten about 20 minutes of sleep. FML
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On 07/23/2011 at 4:50am - misc - by someone - United States
Today, I went to see a movie I'd been waiting months for. A couple of women sat down a few rows in front of me with five infants. The infants cried and wailed throughout. I'm not sure I have any idea what was actually said in any of the dialogue. FML
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On 07/22/2011 at 7:49pm - misc - by AceGeek (man) - United States (California)
Today, after babysitting, the parents actually tried to pay me in Trident Layers Gum. FML
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On 07/21/2011 at 8:20pm - money - by iwantmoney - United States (Ohio)
Today, I accidentally asked a one-armed man which arm he wanted me to take blood from. He asked for a different nurse. FML
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On 07/21/2011 at 7:35pm - work - by ohmygosh - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my dad came home and said that he was so inspired by hip hop dancers on TV that he decided to take a hip hop dance class. He signed up for the class that my girlfriend teaches. FML
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On 07/21/2011 at 7:14am - misc - by Username - United States
Today, my girlfriend's overprotective parents decided that I'm a bad influence on their daughter. I'm a straight A engineering student who openly speaks out against drugs, alcohol, and discrimination. Their reason? Someone told them I dyed my hair black. They think I'm a "closet Nazi". FML
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On 07/21/2011 at 12:10am - love - by rbeast (man) - United States (Michigan)
Today, while in line at a gas station, I felt something on my shoulder. I turned around only to see a woman behind me pulling the sunburnt skin off my shoulder. When I told her to stop, she yelled, hit me with her purse and ran off crying. FML
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On 07/20/2011 at 9:38am - misc - by therundown - United States (Ohio)
Today, I killed a centipede. Now every little itch I feel, I think it's the centipede's spirit coming back to haunt me. FML
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On 07/20/2011 at 8:36am - misc - by ElixirRose - United States (Georgia)
Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina looks like an old man in a hat. It's OK though, he said it was a nice hat. FML
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On 07/20/2011 at 5:17am - intimacy - by growlr - Australia (New South Wales)
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