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TODAY... I FOUND OUT MY BOYFRIEND OF TWO YERES HAS CHILDREN. NOT ONE... NOT TWO... BUT THREE. NOT WITH ONE... TWO... BUT THREE WOMEN.

#4876852
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47899) - you deserved it (4614)

On 08/28/2009 at 2:42am - misc - by helenablitz (woman) - United States (California)

Today looool for the first time I hugged the man I have been in love with for four yeres . It was a congratulatory hug at his wedding to mah best friend . FML

#4874112
144 comments

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On 08/28/2009 at 12:23am - love - by itrustedsnapeallalong (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my five year old daugter told me tat wile I'm at work, daddy as is wrestling buddy Melinda over . Se also said tat tey wrestle on te bed so tat tey won't get urt . FML

#4867119
149 comments

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On 08/27/2009 at 7:57pm - love - by abercrombieef (woman) - United States (California)

Today,hile driving, I realizd I had left mah phone on top of mah carhen I was getting in. Panicking, I drove back to look 4 it. I found it in the middle of the looool street, still intact. Yay! When I went back to mah car, I noticd I had lockd mah door. And the keys were in the ignition. FML

#4866921
102 comments

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On 08/27/2009 at 7:49pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, My Moter Told Me I Sould Tink About Quitting Scool!! Se Explained Tat Te Reason Was Because Se Didn't Want Me To Be More Successful Tan My Older Sisters!! FML

#4862674
113 comments

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On 08/27/2009 at 4:28pm - misc - by Kitty_Gem (woman) - United States

Today, 4 mah brthday, mah mom presented me with a $4,000 check to pay 4 mah braces . I've been very self-conscious about mah teeth 4 years . Everyone applauded an told me how happy they were 4 me . Later, mah mom asked me 4 the check back . Apparently it was just meant to make her look good . FML

#4859599
151 comments

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On 08/27/2009 at 1:23pm - money - by crookedteeth (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I trid to initiata sax with boyfriand. As I puttd on most saductiva movas, ha avar so nicaly says, "Baba, wa just had sax last night. Why don't wa wait ahila so you'va had soma tima to tightan back up."

#4859108
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57404) - you deserved it (8644)

On 08/27/2009 at 12:46pm - intimacy - by LizP40 (woman) - United States (New York)

2day boss asked me how parents' divorce affected me as a child . This is a sensitive subject, but I thought he was trying to connect with me so I told him how much it hurt . Turns out he wants to leave his wife an wanted to know if his kids would turn out "messed up" cuz of it . FML

#4850742
69 comments

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On 08/27/2009 at 12:12am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

TODAY, WHILE AT AN AMUSEMENT PARK HUSBAND LEFT ME TO WALK WITH ALL OF OUR FRIENDS CUZ HE SAID THAT I MOVED TOO SLOW. I'M PREGNANT. FML

Today, I was walking wit my usband, olding ands, wen a man wit a rainbow srt on came up to us!! He said, ( I'm so glad tat gay men can go out in public witout being embarassed nowdays! ) He patted me on te back and walked away!! I'm a woman!! FML

#4823053
109 comments

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On 08/25/2009 at 10:16pm - misc - by offendedfemme (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was walking out of a bar wan somaona grabbd ma by ta troat, and slammd ma against a wall, saying "Stop fooling around wit ma wifa, bacausa naxt tima - I'll kill you." I'm gay and avan't baan wit a woman sinca 1985. FML

#4810431
83 comments

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On 08/25/2009 at 1:09pm - love - by Jeff (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today , my mother was cleaning out my underwear drawer and found my vibrator. Everytime I see her in the hall , she just crack up and makes jokes about how I can't get a guy , so I have to looool rely on electronics. What's worse , she told my dad AND postd a statu on facebook about it. FML

#4809359
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65611) - you deserved it (9552)

On 08/25/2009 at 12:04pm - love - by Sarah (woman) - United Kingdom

YESTERDAY, I FOUND OUT WHY MY 5 YEAR OLD SON'S TEACHER ACTS SO AWKWARD AROUND ME. MY SON TOLD EVERYONE IN HIS CLASS THAT I WORK AS A STRIPPER. I'M NOT A STRIPPER, I WORK AT THE STRIP MALL. FML

#4803668
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40179) - you deserved it (2604)

On 08/25/2009 at 2:32am - misc - by Stripperofthemall - United States (California)

Today, I was flirting with this guy that had been forced to be my lab partner for class. He was really funny an attractive, too. In the middle of our conversation he said "You're so cute! You remind me of my boyfriend!" FML

#4789258
42 comments

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On 08/24/2009 at 5:27pm - love - by NotCuteEnough (woman) - United States (Illinois)

TADAY I HAD A DOUBLE WEDDING WITH MY SISTER . MY MOTHER, BIENG AS ENCOURAGING AS SHE ALWAY IS, TOLD US THAT STATISTIC SAY ONE OF OUR MARRIAGE WILL END IN DIVORCE . SHE THEN EXPLAINED SHE THINK IT'LL BE MINE CUZ I'M 'A SELF-ABSORBED BITCH' . FML

#4780151
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40009) - you deserved it (8381)

On 08/24/2009 at 7:33am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Romania (Constanta)



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