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About cre8tvlylicnsd : Nitwit, oddment, blubber, and tweak.

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Today, a customer told me, "Girls your size can't bend at the waist." I couldn't stop laughing at the imagery long enough to be really offended. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34375) - you deserved it (5047)

On 06/03/2014 at 6:02pm - work - by jennythezebra (woman) - United Kingdom (Croydon)

Today, I have to take time off from work to take part in an intervention because my sister's obsession with the guy from Harry Potter has crossed over into illegality. FML


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On 12/29/2013 at 11:23pm - misc - by LeaveHimAlone (man) - United States (Maryland)

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