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About crazytoaster : I'm Joe and my life rocks. To bad most of the posters lives suck.

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Today, I had one more gift to buy: a copy of Fight Club. I asked a person working at Best Buy if they had any in stock. The man wouldn't sell me the last copy because I had broken the first two rules. FML


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