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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 21 January 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 378
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About crazytiger16 : Hi. :) I play soccer. People say I'm good, but I'm not so sure. I like summer and fun. Especially parkour, i enjoy that (even though my talents are limited). I'm pretty athletic. Music is amazing, I wouldn't want to live in a world without it. I normally listen to rap, R&B, Deadmau5, Coldplay, and Linkin Park. If you're bored, I probably am too, so message me at 484 841 4049. :) Have a nice day. :)

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crazytiger16's favorite FMLs

Today, my sister stopped by to visit me with her pet bird in tow. She asked me to hold the animal while she went to the toilet, and put it on my shoulder. It promptly shat on my only clean shirt and tore away a good deal of skin from my hand when I tried to get it off me. FML

#20084743
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17408) - you deserved it (2077)

On 09/23/2012 at 7:11am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was scheduled for an interview at a local firm owned by two partners. The secretary told me to be there at around 12:00 to 12:30 pm, so I arrived at 12:15. The first boss told me off for being early, the other one yelled at me for being late. FML

#20084697
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21424) - you deserved it (2118)

On 09/23/2012 at 5:23am - work - by whatisthisidonteven (woman) - Israel (Tel Aviv)

Today, I was so bored that I actually read the iTunes store's terms and conditions. FML

#20024681
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30679) - you deserved it (7393)

On 08/16/2012 at 3:50pm - misc - by cardsftw - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up after three years. I came home and when my dad asked what was wrong, I told him. His first reaction was, "Well damn it. Who'll go fishing with me now?" FML

#19948729
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23605) - you deserved it (2380)

On 07/17/2012 at 3:19am - love - by lovealways22 (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, a lady threw a coke bottle at my head because she had a non-winning lottery ticket. FML

#19939674
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24321) - you deserved it (1838)

On 07/15/2012 at 1:51am - work - by kerensa (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my husband went nuts. He's quit his job and set out building an amateur bomb shelter in our backyard. According to him, there's "substantial evidence" that cannibalism is on the rise across the country, and that "it's gonna be like Resident Evil out there, babe." FML

#19738484
342 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27339) - you deserved it (3064)

On 06/05/2012 at 1:21pm - love - by why... (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I drunkenly staggered home and crashed on the couch. When I woke up I realized it wasn't my house. FML

#19710160
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10131) - you deserved it (29566)

On 05/31/2012 at 3:03pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I went to visit my husband's grave. I was unable to mourn in peace because some teenagers were smoking pot and talking about a government conspiracy "to change the way gravity works" on the next grave over. FML

#19696168
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33142) - you deserved it (1873)

On 05/28/2012 at 10:51pm - misc - by notnicefools - United States (California)

Today, my colleague yet again misused the word "literally." It's driving me insane. I have to work opposite him and hear him say things like he's just "literally shit himself inside out." FML

#19656531
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19329) - you deserved it (4590)

On 05/21/2012 at 10:11am - work - by Rebecca (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I watched as my neighbor walked to my front lawn, looked me right in the eye, and pissed on my mailbox. FML

#19477663
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24573) - you deserved it (2925)

On 04/16/2012 at 8:38am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I held up my best friend with a lighter shaped like a gun, and jokingly accused him of sleeping with my wife, only to have him admit that he really did. FML

#19477249
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47183) - you deserved it (5189)

On 04/16/2012 at 4:12am - intimacy - by oface13 (man) - United States

Today, my dad threw a waffle at my face for his own amusement. FML

#19144211
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24896) - you deserved it (5860)

On 02/23/2012 at 3:00am - misc - by ZeroApostle4Ever - United States

Today, while working at a pizza place with my girlfriend, I called my boss to tell him we were short on sausage. Under her breath I heard my girlfriend say, "sounds like somebody I know." FML

#18778131
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33142) - you deserved it (4114)

On 01/11/2012 at 7:26pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I had my first day of soccer tryouts. We began with a two mile run. Trying to be honest for once, I didn't lie about my time. Everyone else did. I thus got the worst score, and had to run it again. FML

#17521281
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27540) - you deserved it (3979)

On 08/19/2011 at 5:08pm - misc - by varsity soccer player - United States (New York)

Today, after informing my boss I needed stress leave from my 70 hour a week shifts, I got my new work assignment. Sixty hours a week starting at 2am. FML

#14942449
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24076) - you deserved it (3590)

On 02/11/2011 at 11:02pm - work - by NotAMorningPerson - United States (Louisiana)



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