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About crazytiger16 : Hi. :) I play soccer. People say I'm good, but I'm not so sure. I like summer and fun. Especially parkour, i enjoy that (even though my talents are limited). I'm pretty athletic. Music is amazing, I wouldn't want to live in a world without it. I normally listen to rap, R&B, Deadmau5, Coldplay, and Linkin Park. If you're bored, I probably am too, so message me at 484 841 4049. :) Have a nice day. :)
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Today, my sister stopped by to visit me with her pet bird in tow. She asked me to hold the animal while she went to the toilet, and put it on my shoulder. It promptly shat on my only clean shirt and tore away a good deal of skin from my hand when I tried to get it off me. FML
Today, I was scheduled for an interview at a local firm owned by two partners. The secretary told me to be there at around 12:00 to 12:30 pm, so I arrived at 12:15. The first boss told me off for being early, the other one yelled at me for being late. FML
Today, my husband went nuts. He's quit his job and set out building an amateur bomb shelter in our backyard. According to him, there's "substantial evidence" that cannibalism is on the rise across the country, and that "it's gonna be like Resident Evil out there, babe." FML
Today, I went to visit my husband's grave. I was unable to mourn in peace because some teenagers were smoking pot and talking about a government conspiracy "to change the way gravity works" on the next grave over. FML
Today, I had my first day of soccer tryouts. We began with a two mile run. Trying to be honest for once, I didn't lie about my time. Everyone else did. I thus got the worst score, and had to run it again. FML
Monday 1 September 2014