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  • Birth Date : Friday 17 June 1988 (26 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1273
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About crazymase : I only use the mobile app.

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Today, my professor, who was born without arms, asked somebody "need a hand?" There are over 300 students in that class and I was the only one laughing. FML

Today, I gave my girlfriend some non-alcoholic beer as a joke. In slurred speech, she told me I have the body of a monk seal. She then took my keys, staggered to my car, and drove away. She crashed into a tree two blocks later. She's fine. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20940) - you deserved it (26201)

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Today, I caught my cat humping my dog while he was asleep. I'm sleeping with the door closed from now on. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32124) - you deserved it (3242)

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