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crazymase
  • Town/Country : Fort St. John, Canada
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Friday 17 June 1988 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 962
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About crazymase : MUSIC AND GUITARS!!!!!

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Today, my professor, who was born without arms, asked somebody "need a hand?" There are over 300 students in that class and I was the only one laughing. FML

Today, I gave my girlfriend some non-alcoholic beer as a joke. In slurred speech, she told me I have the body of a monk seal. She then took my keys, staggered to my car, and drove away. She crashed into a tree two blocks later. She's fine. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18762) - you deserved it (24056)

On 02/06/2009 at 6:54pm - misc - by IntimidatorStag (man) - United States (California)

Today, I caught my cat humping my dog while he was asleep. I'm sleeping with the door closed from now on. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28673) - you deserved it (2903)

On 12/11/2008 at 10:31pm - intimacy - by Black - Lebanon (Beqaa)



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