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by imy / 10/18/2011 at 11:01am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by sweatstreaks / 09/16/2011 at 5:38am / United Kingdom (Wiltshire) / Miscellaneous
by Courtney / 06/27/2011 at 10:10pm / United States (Missouri) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm / United Kingdom (Wiltshire) / Geek
Today, I started lessons on snowboarding. As soon as I got to the top of the hill, my instructor pushed me saying, "Just believe, it'll come to you!" He said this just before I hit a tree, breaking my nose. FML
by Anonymous / 02/27/2011 at 12:07am / United States (Massachusetts) / Health
by Anonymous / 11/21/2010 at 9:51pm / United States (California) / Animals
by lisacasabonita / 11/12/2010 at 11:31am / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy
Today, I was emptying the cutlery section of the dishwasher when I reached down and accidentally got the tip of a steak knife wedged half-way under my fingernail. My mum yelled at me for getting blood on the clean dishes. FML
by Anonymous / 09/20/2010 at 5:37am / Australia (Victoria) / Health
by gorillalove / 09/11/2010 at 3:25pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, I was repainting the walls in my room. While painting, I noticed a dark spot on the wall that wouldn't seem to go away no matter how much paint I put on it. A bucket of paint and hours later, I realized that "dark spot" was a shadow. FML
by ick / 07/30/2010 at 9:44pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Whateversz / 07/24/2010 at 3:59pm / Netherlands (Utrecht) / Animals
Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because she said I was more of a woman than she was. I yelled out, "I HATE YOU!" and started to cry. She then took a tampon out of her purse, handed it to me, laughed, and walked away. FML
by GirlishMan1883897 / 07/24/2010 at 6:53am / United States (Connecticut) / Love
Today, I was helping my friend create an online dating profile. When she got her search results, her #1 match was a blonde guy only 10 miles from her. His description: genuine, laid back, and ready for fun. He left off something kind of important. He's already married. To me. FML
by betrayed / 07/19/2010 at 1:36pm / United States (Missouri) / Love
by Betchsadface / 07/13/2010 at 12:34am / United States / Animals
Today, while going to lunch with my boss, he asked me to check and see if the other lane was clear. When I did, he swerved hard, making me smack my head into the door window. This is apparently his new favorite thing to do. FML
by Daniel / 06/27/2010 at 3:43am / United States / Work
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I moved three hours away from my boyfriend for college. Even though he got accepted to the…
- Today, I helped my grandparents carry luggage to their hotel room, where they're staying the night… Today, I woke up and realized I have experienced my first "nocturnal emission". I am a 24 year old… Today, I came home from a night out with the lads. My girlfriend refused to make love to me, saying…