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  • Birth Date : Friday 14 April 1989 (25 years)
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Today, I found out my wife and three daughters all have their period on seperate weeks. I now have no break from yelling. FML

#17761753
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38208) - you deserved it (4590)

On 09/17/2011 at 12:39am - misc - by thedeerman (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (130499) - you deserved it (7325)

On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out my 19 year old daughter is pregnant. The father is a toss up between my 45 year-old best friend, and the 30 year old guy who cleans our pool. FML

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On 06/15/2010 at 9:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)



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