Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

crazyaces89

Offline (the 02/24/2015 at 4:13am) | Search for a member

crazyaces89

0Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 14 April 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1383
  • Number of comments : 177
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

crazyaces89's page activity

Visits<b>Flippier999</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 6:56am<b>paytong533</b> - the 12/26/2014 at 3:47pm<b>pete9913</b> - the 04/22/2014 at 12:35am<b>gators1995</b> - the 06/28/2013 at 3:14pm<b>JFloUnknown</b> - the 06/24/2013 at 2:09pm<b></b> - the 01/11/2011 at 5:14am<b>ipwns</b> - the 05/09/2009 at 10:02am

crazyaces89's FML badges

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Judgmental

You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

See all of crazyaces89's badges

crazyaces89's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out my wife and three daughters all have their period on seperate weeks. I now have no break from yelling. FML

#17761753
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39568) - you deserved it (4715)

On 09/17/2011 at 12:39am - misc - by thedeerman (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML

#17089969
519 comments

I agree, your life sucks (142420) - you deserved it (8095)

On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out my 19 year old daughter is pregnant. The father is a toss up between my 45 year-old best friend, and the 30 year old guy who cleans our pool. FML

#11225858
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59436) - you deserved it (7328)

On 06/15/2010 at 9:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)



FML's blog

  • Feeling shitty? Write to Auntie Bernie!
  • It's a new summer, so here's a new feature. OK, that doesn't mean much, but you've got to start somewhere. The idea came from the fact that we get sent a lot of FMLs that touch us, in our heart of…

Friday 24 July 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: