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Today, I found out that if you whistle Christmas carols while shitting in a public bathroom, a little boy might just look under the stall to see if Santa is pooping. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12735) - you deserved it (23050)

On 06/13/2012 at 9:17pm - misc - by ww2freak - United States (Virginia)

Today, an old lady hit me with her car. After which she says, "Oh! Not Again!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28583) - you deserved it (2407)

On 02/28/2011 at 10:50am - misc - by roadkill - United States



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