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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 24 April 1995 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 824
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Today, it is both my birthday and Easter. My whole family came into town and my mom made a big dinner with all of my favorite foods. After church, I took a nap. When I woke up, all the food, including my cake, was gone. No one thought to wake me up. FML


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On 04/24/2011 at 4:55pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I'm babysitting three children under the age of seven. They have no discipline, don't listen, scream all the time, won't nap, terrorize my dog, and have peed their pants a collective 5 times today. I am not getting paid for this. Their mother has no plans to come get them any time soon. FML


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On 03/24/2011 at 11:36pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, as I walked home, I heard the people behind me in an argument over my gender. FML


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On 03/23/2011 at 5:21pm - misc - by Cxisbest (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was diagnosed with diabetes. I went to tell my grandpa, who immediately said, "I'm sorry, let's go get ice cream to cheer you up." FML


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On 09/17/2009 at 3:05am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was sitting in my basement watching IT. I heard a knocking at my door and turned the outside lights on to see a clown outside staring in at me. I freaked out and began screaming and jumping around like a Chihuahua on drugs. My friends told me it should be on YouTube within the week. FML


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On 05/29/2009 at 4:14pm - misc - by dumbo (man) - United States (Virginia)

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