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crackberryxo
  • Town/Country : Montreal, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 24 February 1994 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 242
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, for my two-year anniversary I got my girlfriend a very expensive diamond necklace. She got me male enhancement pills. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (136331) - you deserved it (15285)

On 03/03/2009 at 4:40pm - intimacy - by eaa145 (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I got an email from my professor with my grade for a paper. It said, "Solid writing, but you should have proofread your final draft more carefully." In a moment of annoyance, I typed in the reply box, "God should have proofread your FACE more carefully." My elbow hit the send button. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13588) - you deserved it (57972)

On 02/21/2009 at 4:43pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Texas)



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