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  • Number of visits : 689
  • Number of comments : 39
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About crabbyabby718 : Hey it's Abby. Hnng bro. Message me if you want me to follow you.
I like:
Damian mc.ginty
Lea Michelle
Field hockey
Dance
One direction
DO YOU KNOW WHEN THE NARWHAL BACONS?

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Today, my shower is being renovated so I decided to wash my hair in the kitchen sink. I put my two year old son on the counter next to me so I could keep him close. As I was rinsing out my hair, my son started playing with the light switches. He flicked the garbage disposal on accident. FML

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139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67773) - you deserved it (25938)

On 04/21/2009 at 8:12pm - kids - by hairball (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, it's my 18th birthday. My parents got me a $5 gift certificate to iTunes. It came for free with the iPhone they just bought my sister for her middle school graduation. FML

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484 comments

I agree, your life sucks (599012) - you deserved it (37976)

On 03/24/2009 at 5:15pm - misc - by happybirthday (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (71112) - you deserved it (740990)

On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)

Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (88336) - you deserved it (40319)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:19am - love - by mocass’1 (woman) - France



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