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  • Number of visits : 826
  • Number of comments : 39
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About crabbyabby718 : Hey it's Abby. Hnng bro. Message me if you want me to follow you.
I like:
Damian mc.ginty
Lea Michelle
Field hockey
Dance
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DO YOU KNOW WHEN THE NARWHAL BACONS?

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crabbyabby718's favorite FMLs

Today, while playing with bubble wrap, I dislocated my thumb. FML

#17628790
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24216) - you deserved it (13696)

On 08/31/2011 at 10:02am - health - by Bigpoppa0507 - Canada

Today, I walked into my shed to find my daughter's boyfriend asleep and completely duct-taped to the ceiling, with his face painted like a clown. FML

#17628781
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32100) - you deserved it (3065)

On 08/31/2011 at 10:00am - kids - by piece of shed - United States (New York)

Today, I found my husband Googling Morse Code. He thinks his farts are trying to communicate with him. FML

#17611865
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31610) - you deserved it (3517)

On 08/29/2011 at 11:38am - health - by KJL - United States

Today, I got a complaint from my neighbor about a little girl staring at her through my guest bedroom window for the past month. I live alone. And now I'm scared to live in my own house. FML

#17349963
378 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53509) - you deserved it (3285)

On 08/03/2011 at 12:04am - misc - by soccerbuddyz - United States (Florida)

Today, at work I had to convince an 80 year old mental patient that she's not Ke$ha and that she really has to put her clothes back on. FML

#15432254
285 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47259) - you deserved it (4459)

On 03/22/2011 at 2:30pm - work - by Kim - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, at work I had to convince an 80 year old mental patient that she's not Ke$ha and that she really has to put her clothes back on. FML

#15432254
285 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47259) - you deserved it (4459)

On 03/22/2011 at 2:30pm - work - by Kim - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I wanted to annoy my sister by playing the air horn app on my iPhone. I forgot that I had headphones in. Let's just say I quickly had to change my underwear. FML

#14797258
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8390) - you deserved it (62298)

On 02/01/2011 at 1:50pm - misc - by Brea - United States (Missouri)

Today, I wanted to annoy my sister by playing the air horn app on my iPhone. I forgot that I had headphones in. Let's just say I quickly had to change my underwear. FML

#14797258
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8390) - you deserved it (62298)

On 02/01/2011 at 1:50pm - misc - by Brea - United States (Missouri)

Today, I arrived home to find my cat dead and note saying, "Sorry, I tripped over him." Not only is my cat dead, but I was robbed by a polite thief. FML

#13841741
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56525) - you deserved it (2800)

On 11/14/2010 at 2:51pm - animals - by Anonymous - South Africa

Today, I was at the DMV getting temporary tags for my new car. While waiting in line, a huge fat lady behind me felt the need to run her finger down the scar on the back of my neck. FML

#13033925
271 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33980) - you deserved it (2744)

On 09/13/2010 at 11:14am - misc - by dmvsucks (man) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I sneezed in the shower. When I got out, I got a text from my creepy old neighbor saying "Bless you". FML

#6563359
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48994) - you deserved it (3521)

On 12/02/2009 at 1:25am - misc - by errrmkl46 - United States (Arizona)

Today, my little sister was playing with her building blocks. All of a sudden, she began to cry and held her finger out to me. Assuming she had hurt it, I kissed it better, and tasted something odd on my lips. Turns out she wasn't hurt, she was crying because she had touched cat vomit. FML

#5714367
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31926) - you deserved it (8123)

On 10/07/2009 at 11:22pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my friend had to take my cat who has a tumor to be put down when I wasn't home since I couldn't bear to take him myself. I have two cats. He took the wrong one. FML

#1815627
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (446781) - you deserved it (64232)

On 05/10/2009 at 3:01pm - animals - by catlady (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my shower is being renovated so I decided to wash my hair in the kitchen sink. I put my two year old son on the counter next to me so I could keep him close. As I was rinsing out my hair, my son started playing with the light switches. He flicked the garbage disposal on accident. FML

#1206397
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69466) - you deserved it (26720)

On 04/21/2009 at 8:12pm - kids - by hairball (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my shower is being renovated so I decided to wash my hair in the kitchen sink. I put my two year old son on the counter next to me so I could keep him close. As I was rinsing out my hair, my son started playing with the light switches. He flicked the garbage disposal on accident. FML

#1206397
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69466) - you deserved it (26720)

On 04/21/2009 at 8:12pm - kids - by hairball (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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