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TODAY I WAS ABOUT TO GET IN THE SHOWER,HEN I FELT AN ODD ITCH IN MY NAVEL. I SAW WAT I THOUGHT WAS BELLYBUTTON LINT, SO I PULLD ON IT, AND QUICKLY REALIZD WAT I HAD BETWEEN MY FINGERS WAS A STILL-SQUIRMING, HEADLESS TICK. FML
my wardrobe door jammed and I couldn't change out into some nice cloths for my date. On the way there my car broke down. Not wanting to be late and make a bad impression I scuttled the rest of the way only to find I'd been stood up. FML
today after having a pretty rough day, I decidd a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, an it flew off an hit me in the face. FML
Today, I visited doctor upon coming home from University. I found out that I'm severely allergic to our pet bunny, which has resulted in a rash taking over body. She suggested that we get rid of the bunny. I told mom. She told me to come home less often. mega FML
Today... I got into an argument with mah dad in his hotel room. I lost mah temper an stormd out onto the balcony for some fresh air... at which point he decidd to lock the door behind me... trapping me there for half an hour while he watchd TV. FML
Today , looool after two years of vigorously fundraising on behalf of senior class , they voted on spending the senior trip money at a waterpark. It's less than thirty minutes from where we all live. FML
Friday 27 March 2015