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cr3ativity's favorite FMLs

Today , the Jehovah's Witnesses witnessed me whacking off on my couch.

Today, I found out that mah husband and mah cat have something in common; they both like to lick themselves . FML

#19812201
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21600) - you deserved it (2330)

On 06/19/2012 at 6:51am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Taday I got stung by jallyfish!! As I was writhing in pain on tha baach, mah dad comas up an asks ma to ba quiat an that I'm ambarrassing him!! FML

#19811574
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22176) - you deserved it (2254)

On 06/19/2012 at 6:32am - misc - by StungAlot (woman) - United States

2day mah girlfriend got a Twitter account. Now she won't stop hashtagging everything she sends me. FML

#19811531
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18872) - you deserved it (2339)

On 06/19/2012 at 5:59am - misc - by Stu (man) - United States

TODAY I WAS ABOUT TO GET IN THE SHOWER,HEN I FELT AN ODD ITCH IN MY NAVEL. I SAW WAT I THOUGHT WAS BELLYBUTTON LINT, SO I PULLD ON IT, AND QUICKLY REALIZD WAT I HAD BETWEEN MY FINGERS WAS A STILL-SQUIRMING, HEADLESS TICK. FML

#19648090
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28443) - you deserved it (2505)

On 05/19/2012 at 6:54pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States

my wardrobe door jammed and I couldn't change out into some nice cloths for my date. On the way there my car broke down. Not wanting to be late and make a bad impression I scuttled the rest of the way only to find I'd been stood up. FML

#19647368
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28927) - you deserved it (1993)

On 05/19/2012 at 3:50pm - misc - by cheesfactor (woman) - Bulgaria (Ruse)

today after having a pretty rough day, I decidd a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, an it flew off an hit me in the face. FML

#19637913
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25785) - you deserved it (1908)

On 05/17/2012 at 5:54pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today I finally gained the nerve to ask out the girl of my dreams. She responded by saying ( You need to lower your standards. ) FML

#19637650
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26592) - you deserved it (2714)

On 05/17/2012 at 5:07pm - love - by colts609380 - United States (California)

Today, my apartment was robbed by my looool landlord!! Her logic? "I own the building, an therefore everything in it." That TV cost more than my rent!! FML

#19572629
270 comments

Today, I visited doctor upon coming home from University. I found out that I'm severely allergic to our pet bunny, which has resulted in a rash taking over body. She suggested that we get rid of the bunny. I told mom. She told me to come home less often. mega FML

#19481808
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21910) - you deserved it (2616)

On 04/16/2012 at 11:47pm - animals - by booearns (woman) - United States

Today... I got into an argument with mah dad in his hotel room. I lost mah temper an stormd out onto the balcony for some fresh air... at which point he decidd to lock the door behind me... trapping me there for half an hour while he watchd TV. FML

#19468154
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18320) - you deserved it (10649)

On 04/14/2012 at 6:56pm - misc - by fuckbucket14 - Egypt (Al Bahr al Ahmar)

Today , looool after two years of vigorously fundraising on behalf of senior class , they voted on spending the senior trip money at a waterpark. It's less than thirty minutes from where we all live. FML

#19462590
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20663) - you deserved it (2429)

On 04/13/2012 at 6:40pm - misc - by clitty clitty bang bang (woman) - United States (Texas)

TODAY, I VISITED MAH GYNECOLOGIST. AS SHE HAD HER FINGERS INSIDE ME SHE DECIDED THAT WAS THE PERFECT TIME TO SAY, "I ABSOLUTELY LOVE YUR SOCKS!" FML

#19379891
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21595) - you deserved it (3064)

On 03/31/2012 at 12:22am - health - by GetHardOrGoHome - United States (Ohio)

2day it's cold an rainy. I would like noting more tan to drink ot cocolate an watc a movie wit te woman I love; te same womano ceatd on me an took te TV wit eren se left. FML

#18385318
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36727) - you deserved it (3568)

On 11/29/2011 at 2:29pm - love - by toobad - Canada (Quebec)

Today... I found out where a few of my favorite outfit went. My mother had taken them out of my closet... wrapped them... an given them to my cousin as a gift. FML

#18378086
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31498) - you deserved it (2275)

On 11/28/2011 at 7:01pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States



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