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Today, I learned that when someone is choking you don't do the "hymen maneuver", you do the "heimlich maneuver". I was corrected by my girlfriend's parents. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33888) - you deserved it (15403)

On 08/18/2014 at 12:29pm - misc - by FANZZY - United States (New York)

Today, I was showing the guy I like something on my phone. My period tracking app decided it was the perfect time to tell me that I need to stock up on tampons, because I'm getting my period tomorrow. FML

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