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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 19 September 1979 (36 years)
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Today, I walked into the room naked while my wife was on the computer to surprise her. She smiled, put down her laptop and left for the bathroom so I started jerking it in anticipation. It was really feeling good until my wife's best friend, who was on Skype, started giggling. FML


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