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cpt0bvious
  • Town/Country : Western NY, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 19 September 1979 (34 years)
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About cpt0bvious : Love to annoy the shit out of people.

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Today, I walked into the room naked while my wife was on the computer to surprise her. She smiled, put down her laptop and left for the bathroom so I started jerking it in anticipation. It was really feeling good until my wife's best friend, who was on Skype, started giggling. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40715) - you deserved it (15365)

On 03/19/2013 at 8:31am - intimacy - by fredo (man) - United States (Iowa)



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