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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Thursday 16 March 1989 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1842
  • Number of comments : 59
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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cparrenas's favorite FMLs

Today, I realized that our generation will be remembered as the kids who liked sparkly vampires. FML

#6439149
341 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70206) - you deserved it (12072)

On 11/24/2009 at 7:08pm - misc - by buhknee - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I fell asleep in a lecture. I laughed at something amusing in Dreamworld, but the laugh came out as a prolonged creepy groan in Lectureworld. I woke up to see everyone within a 5 meter radius staring at me. FML

#6286266
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19270) - you deserved it (12110)

On 11/13/2009 at 10:53am - misc - by teepee - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

Today, I punched my wife in the face, because she jumped out from behind the bedroom door in the dark. I'm afraid of the dark. I'm 21. FML

#4328474
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24772) - you deserved it (38220)

On 08/06/2009 at 3:58am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my boyfriend and I were looking for our bubblegum flavored "numbing" lotion to have some morning fun. We couldnt find it anywhere. After about 10 minutes, my little nephew comes from my room crying and drool coming out of his mouth. He smelt like bubblegum, his mouth and tongue were all numb. FML

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35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29858) - you deserved it (7888)

On 01/12/2009 at 10:37am - intimacy - by LiLGeek - United States (California)



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