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Today, when I had a go at my husband for spending way too much time in front of the TV, he pointed the remote control at me while miming turning down the volume in order to make me shut up. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27209) - you deserved it (12882)

On 11/29/2009 at 3:55am - misc - by Nomoresandwish (woman) - United States (California)

Today, a doctor examined my wrist, which is completely swollen and painful. He diagnosed a case of tendonitis and asked me, "Do you use this hand for a particular sort of sport?" I just smiled like a twit. FML


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On 11/27/2009 at 4:24pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my boyfriend's head was on my lap. I bent down to kiss him. My stomach rolls got there first. FML


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On 10/04/2009 at 5:40pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I realized that the shorts I have been wearing all day say "Juicy" on the ass. My name is John. FML


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On 09/08/2009 at 9:33pm - misc - by JuicyJohn (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was enjoying some much needed serenity while I ate lunch in an empty park. To my surprise, an older, clean cut man in a suit sits on the bench next to me. Without saying a word, he unleashes the most foul of farts I've ever witnessed, gets up, gives me a nod and leaves. FML


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On 06/16/2009 at 2:15am - misc - by Tim (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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