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couny343
  • Town/Country : Dublin, Ireland
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 8 July 1993 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 610
  • Number of comments : 41
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I found out how mature the guy I'm seeing is. After sex, he took the condom off and hit me in the face with it. FML

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On 03/07/2010 at 9:08am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, I went to Starbucks to use the bathroom. After I knocked on the door, and turned the handle, this little old lady rips the door open and goes "I WAS TAKING A DUMP. YOU WANNA COME IN AND WIPE MY SHIT? DO YOU?!" and then continued to ask me the same question for five minutes. FML

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On 03/06/2010 at 9:38pm - misc - by bathroomblunder (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I was with my friend and her entire family at a restaurant. While we were eating, her brother who is really cute asked what "brown sauce" is. I said thats probably 'penis' sauce. I'd meant to say 'peanut sauce' but the damage was done. The entire family just stared. FML

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On 02/26/2010 at 4:10am - misc - by princess4242 (woman) - India (Delhi)

Today, I got stuck in my apartment's garbage chute. FML

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On 02/20/2010 at 8:53pm - misc - by AwwChute (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, while playing Star Wars: The Force Unleashed, my phone rang, and I instinctively tried to pick it up with the Force. I kept trying until it stopped ringing. FML

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On 02/20/2010 at 2:04pm - misc - by analinguist (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, while in bed with my game obsessed girlfriend, she told me I was a "noob" in bed. FML

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On 02/19/2010 at 8:47pm - intimacy - by anonymous - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I found out that my boyfriend joined a group on Facebook called 'Swallow. Or it's going in your eye.' Today I also found out that my boyfriend takes Facebook groups very seriously. FML

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On 02/19/2010 at 9:27am - intimacy - by kit_kat14 (man) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I realized that I tend to sleep walk, sleep dial, and sleep talk. How did I find out? The police showed up armed and ready at my door because I called 911 and told them about the dream I'd been having, in which my fiance murdered four people. FML

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On 02/15/2010 at 12:05pm - misc - by sleepdialer (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I was helping out a girl on Twitter who had just found out she had chlamydia. I told her that I had had it once, and you just need antibiotics. I forgot that my tweets also update my Facebook. FML

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On 02/13/2010 at 3:10pm - health - by ... - United States

Today, I hooked up with a guy who has a Facebook page for his cat. FML

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On 02/11/2010 at 12:33am - intimacy - by CatWoman (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I was about to take a crap when the smoke alarm went off. I ran out of the bathroom and tried to run downstairs. I tripped and shit on myself. The alarm had gone off cause my kid put my wallet in the toaster. FML

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On 02/09/2010 at 1:20pm - kids - by justme - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found out that the man I met online was a fake Facebook account, made by my daughter and her friends. FML

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On 02/08/2010 at 12:21am - love - by cupcakemonsteryu - Sent from mobile version

Today, my maid washed my PS3. Yes, with soap and water. FML

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On 02/07/2010 at 12:42pm - money - by Vastu (man) - Nepal

Today, I was at work and I had to take a dump. Since I was the only person in the bathroom, I started singing, "I'm taking a poopy-poop poop poop poop." I was not the only person in the bathroom. FML

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On 12/31/2009 at 3:06am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I decided to have a midnight snack. I figured I knew my own house well enough to leave the lights off so my mom wouldn't wake up. Chuckling at the brilliance of my plan, I walked straight into a doorframe and bust up my nose. FML

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On 12/30/2009 at 6:30am - health - by Username - Sent from mobile version