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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 26 September 1988 (26 years)
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  • Number of visits : 24753
  • Number of comments : 62
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About countrygal926 : I am sarcastic, so deal with it.

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Today, I was having birthday dinner with my girlfriend and her parents, when her Dad asked what I got her she replied "He said he was going to give me a Pearl Necklace when we get home." I realized then that my girlfriend did not know what I meant by 'Pearl Necklace.' FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24756) - you deserved it (88007)

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