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  • Number of visits : 1232
  • Number of comments : 464
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About cosmosis : Gday.
If you're reading this you may be either checking me out or its because ive insulted you (most probably because you have said something stupid or pissed me off in some way)
I really couldn't give a shit about spelling like some of the nazi pricks on here, all i ask is that you make your sentences understandible.

Yes I am from Australia, and yes I am big down under. Just because i dont get your foreign slang does not make me stupid.

Any questions or wanna chat. Go f*** yourself because iPhones dont allow it.

Thank you for reading and have a nice day:)

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