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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 24 October 1990 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1521
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About corporatescoundr : My daughter's a Starfish... Don't ask, long story.

Ok... I lied... It's not very long at all.

But you probably don't care.
But if you do... Or if you just want to chat, feel free to message me.

She's also TrillOGFish, SwaggerDefFish, and PrincessFish. And those are long stories... Haha

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corporatescoundr's favorite FMLs

Today, while babysitting a young girl, I put on the movie Bambi, as she told me it was her favorite movie. I didn't know that her parents always skipped the scene where Bambi's mom dies. Despite my attempts to comfort her, she was still upset when her parents returned. Her mom blamed me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21079) - you deserved it (1497)

On 12/29/2015 at 7:58pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend told me that sometimes my nipples taste like onions. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50630) - you deserved it (10195)

On 01/01/2014 at 8:26am - intimacy - by Snufflopagus (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, while on an escalator, instead of just telling me my underwear label was hanging out of my jeans, a woman behind me decided to tuck the label in herself. You should never have to feel a stranger's finger on your butt crack. FML


I agree, your life sucks (54207) - you deserved it (5200)

On 05/16/2013 at 6:24am - misc - by violatedbuttcrack - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my girlfriend from high school contacted me, telling me we should hang out some time; I casually agreed. Two hours later she's on my doorstep in tears, wanting me to take her back. She's married with kids. I live four states away and haven't a clue how she found out where I live. FML


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On 04/21/2013 at 7:26pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I went to a club with my girlfriend and her buddies. An hour in, I saw her making out with a guy on the dance floor, so I confronted her. She stormed off to the bar and said something to her friend, who then came over and angrily slapped me across the face. Yeah, I'm confused too. FML


I agree, your life sucks (52148) - you deserved it (3616)

On 02/02/2013 at 6:03pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Belgium

Today, I discovered the true meaning of being scared shitless. My father in a clown costume emerged from my closet. Needless to say something emerged from me. FML

Today, during my first day as a medical intern in a new ward, I was performing a rectal exam. My supervisor thought it would be funny to burst into the room and scream, "Who are you?! You don't even work here, you pervert!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (51872) - you deserved it (3904) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/30/2013 at 4:57pm - love - by dr mamour - Sent from mobile version

Today, while having sex, I told my boyfriend that I love him. I could feel him go soft inside me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47247) - you deserved it (9704)

On 12/30/2011 at 8:36pm - intimacy - by KrissyBearr - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I arrived in Africa to start my new job. I agreed to come to a city with little to no electricity, and poor water for triple the money I was making in Canada. I just realized my boss and I negotiated in two completely different currencies, and I'm now making half of what I used to. FML


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On 08/04/2011 at 7:45am - work - by Depressed (woman) - Sudan

Today, the whole family came together to celebrate my grandmother's 80th birthday. My grandfather read a poem he'd written about how he had taken my grandmother's virginity 60 years ago. It went on for about 30 minutes. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35151) - you deserved it (2721)

On 07/14/2011 at 4:40am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Austria

Today, my girfriend of two years told me she wasn't actually a lesbian and our relationship was more of a 'learning experience'. FML


I agree, your life sucks (57670) - you deserved it (11448)

On 03/26/2011 at 6:26pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I married the woman I love. I wasn't the groom, I was the minister. FML


I agree, your life sucks (68285) - you deserved it (6455)

On 10/02/2010 at 4:07am - love - by Pr unlucky - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I was at a party with my boyfriend of one year when an attractive girl walks over. She asks him, "Is this your girlfriend?" He replied "That depends... are you single?" FML


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On 11/22/2009 at 12:49pm - love - by Rejected. (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, after the church service was over, my two year old granddaughter started to sing into the microphone. She said, "Here Nana, you sing". I picked up the microphone and sang " Jesus Loves Me". She took the microphone back and said, "No he doesn't." FML


I agree, your life sucks (64432) - you deserved it (9064)

On 05/19/2009 at 10:04am - kids - by nana (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

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