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Today, my long term boyfriend took me to my favorite restaurant. After the main course he knelt down and finally proposed to me. I was so happy I almost cried. Until an old woman came over and said I was way to old for him. I'm 3 years younger than my fiancé. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24859) - you deserved it (1436)

On 01/21/2010 at 7:14pm - love - by walkingonsunshine - Sent from mobile version

Today, my female room-mate decided to throw away my xbox, along with a few other possessions because they reminded her of her ex. Furiously, I asked her if "it was that time of the month again." Now I can't feel my balls, and miss my games. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26827) - you deserved it (8304)

On 01/19/2010 at 10:59pm - misc - by NYCguy (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my aunt came into the world. My 67 year-old grandfather married a 24 year-old woman who just gave birth to my new aunt, who is 18 years younger than me. FML

#6117794 (219)

I agree, your life sucks (33292) - you deserved it (2311)

On 11/02/2009 at 11:10am - misc - by notsohappyniece (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I invited my very animal phobic boyfriend over. I have a dog and a rabbit, who are always well behaved so I insisted they wouldn't do him any harm. My dog peed all over his shoes and my rabbit furiously humped his leg and wouldn't let go. He's now even more terrified of animals. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19659) - you deserved it (7697)

On 10/31/2009 at 7:08am - love - by Anon (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)