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coried91
  • Town/Country : Gainesville, USA
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Monday 11 March 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 404
  • Number of comments : 284
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About coried91 : I love all kinds of music. I prefer rock.
I love German food.
I love animals.
I have a husband and a son.
I think tattoos and piercings are incredibly sexy.

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Today, I reached a new level of commitment in my relationship with my boyfriend. This happened when he pooped on the side of the road beside my truck, while talking and making eye contact with me while wiping. FML

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104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15667) - you deserved it (1912)

On 05/22/2012 at 8:21am - love - by ordinaryday - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML

#17974360
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19478) - you deserved it (1369)

On 10/13/2011 at 10:41am - misc - by pillowless (woman) - United States

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend masturbating furiously. To Star Trek. FML

#17657733
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33253) - you deserved it (5028)

On 09/04/2011 at 12:08am - intimacy - by May - United States (New York)

Today, my wife found out my son masturbated and wanted to send him to counseling. Thinking she was overreacting, I told her I masturbated when I was a teen so he should turn out like me. She began sobbing uncontrollably. FML

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329 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54214) - you deserved it (5890)

On 07/29/2009 at 12:46pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Vermont)



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