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  • Town/Country : Gainesville, United States
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 12 March 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2583
  • Number of comments : 534
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 24 posted

About coried91 : My name is Corie. I want to be a chef or a makeup artist. I have a love for tattoos and piercings. My goal in life is to raise my kids to be who they want to be and not what society thinks they should be. I'm a vulgar person and really don't care if you don't like me. Live your life the way you want to live it and you'll always be happy even in shitty times. Don't be afraid to smile and stay out of other people's lives and beliefs. They don't need a second opinion unless they specifically ask for it. Message me if you want but I take a while to respond sometimes.

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coried91's favorite FMLs

Today, same as every other night, I sat in my car outside my home, just to avoid going inside. I live alone. FML

Today, my husband and I are sick. He keeps whining about how bad he feels. I'm just as sick, as well as 7 months pregnant. I've not only been taking care of his whiny ass: I've cooked, cleaned, and gone to the store several times because the tissues we had were too rough on his nose. FML

#21035436
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61456) - you deserved it (8715)

On 01/21/2014 at 8:16pm - health - by AnonWife - United Kingdom (North Lincolnshire)

Today, I'm left with two non-refundable tickets to Jamaica, because my now ex-boyfriend said his Quidditch tournament is more important than seeing my "fat ass in a bikini". FML

#20745099
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50837) - you deserved it (6305)

On 06/24/2013 at 7:24pm - love - by afraid of flying too - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I took my pet rabbit to the vet because I had noticed his genitals looked swollen compared to my other rabbit's. It turns out he's just "gifted". The vet laughed at me. FML

#20719275
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45647) - you deserved it (6851)

On 06/11/2013 at 10:00am - animals - by Rjlup - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was on the tram, when an elderly couple got on. I stood up to give them room to sit together, but as I stood up, the tram set off and I went flying, knocking the elderly gentleman over. FML

#20707500
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49062) - you deserved it (4073)

On 06/05/2013 at 1:02pm - misc - by Bookworm (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, after finally seeing a psychologist about the death of my dad and spending the longest hour of my life confessing every thought I've experienced in the 6 years since his passing, my psychologist asked me if I was walking home or if my dad would be picking me up. FML

#20705144
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (80360) - you deserved it (3889)

On 06/04/2013 at 8:35am - health - by irishbubble (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, while sexting my girlfriend, I accidently sent a picture to her father instead of her. He sent back a link to a penis enlargement company's website. FML

#20705129
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30921) - you deserved it (65913)

On 06/04/2013 at 8:15am - misc - by tinypenis - United States (New York)

Today, during a series of violent sneezes due to a cold, I bit my tongue. My tongue is now so swollen I cannot close my mouth and am drooling profusely. I have to get ready to go to my job as a cashier. FML

#20704938
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44228) - you deserved it (3673)

On 06/04/2013 at 2:47am - health - by samaram (woman) - United States

Today, I had to pee in my cat's litter box, just to avoid witnessing my mom having sex in the living room on my way to the bathroom. FML

#20702750
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (75527) - you deserved it (6069)

On 06/03/2013 at 1:47am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, while at my aunt's funeral, my grandma who has terrible memory loss asked me whose funeral we were at. I had to explain to her that her daughter had died. FML

#20702720
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (82618) - you deserved it (3513)

On 06/03/2013 at 1:32am - misc - by Me - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was invited to a party. Since I rarely get invited to any, I was super pumped. Both my parents work late, so I texted a couple of people to see if I could catch a ride. It turned out everyone's cars were full. I ended up missing one of the only parties I've ever been invited to. FML

#20702631
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54755) - you deserved it (6990)

On 06/03/2013 at 12:45am - misc - by my_only_friend (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went on my first ever assisted skydive. I fainted after we jumped, and only came to as we touched the ground. FML

#20702129
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45554) - you deserved it (6291) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 06/02/2013 at 7:14pm - health - by Fuperman - France (Lorraine)

Today, I witnessed a large woman pee on a pregnancy test in the middle of a Walmart parking lot, clean herself off, then wander around with the test hanging out of her mouth, waiting for her result. Where in the name of Christ do these people come from? FML

#20701323
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69768) - you deserved it (4272)

On 06/02/2013 at 2:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I reached a new level of commitment in my relationship with my boyfriend. This happened when he pooped on the side of the road beside my truck, while talking and making eye contact with me while wiping. FML

#19661428
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23276) - you deserved it (2970)

On 05/22/2012 at 8:21am - love - by ordinaryday - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML

#17974360
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26761) - you deserved it (2168)

On 10/13/2011 at 10:41am - misc - by pillowless (woman) - United States



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