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copperchinchilla
  • Town/Country : Manassas, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 13 May 1997 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 200
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About copperchinchilla : Love nothing more than music, baseball and spending time with my family and friends; enjoy my boring ass profile lol

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Today, I accidentally walked in on my mom cheating on my step-dad with my real dad. FML

Today, my dad told me that I can't wear leggings on Friday nights, because, "your butt is too distracting for my poker buddies." FML

Today, I found out what it feels like to be slapped in the face with a potted cactus. FML

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102 comments

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On 03/16/2014 at 3:28pm - health - by thanksdad (man) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I waited on a gentleman and his lady friend at my restaurant. They ordered some of the most expensive items on the menu, and I thought I'd get a nice tip. Instead, he tipped me a scrap of paper, containing a drawing of a cock jizzing on a caricature of my face, and the word "Thanks." FML

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92 comments

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On 03/16/2014 at 2:53pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my mother thought it would be funny to sneak into my room at night and scream like a demon after I had explained to her how scared I was of the exorcist movie I had just seen. She claims it wasn't her. FML

#21054343
85 comments

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On 02/08/2014 at 12:13pm - misc - by so scared - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I check my phone regularly for calls or texts from her. I take her out to eat frequently, and we sleep in the same bed sometimes. Today I realized the closest thing I have to a boyfriend is my grandma. FML

#21054270
120 comments

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On 02/08/2014 at 10:12am - misc - by grandma - United States (Georgia)

Today, I went to get my first tattoo. Before we started, the tattooist told me to just relax and embrace the pain. I guess I did that too well; I kept getting an erection throughout. FML

#21030923
127 comments

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On 01/17/2014 at 3:56pm - health - by sausages (man) - Macedonia (Karpos)

Today, my students unanimously agreed, in front of me, that the only reason they take my course is to look at my ass. FML

#21028396
194 comments

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On 01/15/2014 at 12:54am - intimacy - by jseid2 - United States (California)

Today, I puked up an anti-nausea pill. FML

#21026645
134 comments

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On 01/13/2014 at 3:35pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I texted my boyfriend of two years and asked if he wanted to go to ball with me. His response was "The person you are trying to message cancelled their phone service and moved to Mexico. Taco taco burrito." I'll take that as a no. FML

#21024175
119 comments

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On 01/11/2014 at 12:55am - love - by rollergirl13 - United States (Alaska)

Today, after working my shift at McDonalds, I went to clock in at my dispatch job. During a 911 call, I blurted, "Would you like to try the McRib while it's back?" FML

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92 comments

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On 01/10/2014 at 9:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my fiancé texted me, saying he'd been masturbating to pictures of me. I told him that I couldn't wait to get home and take care of him. He replied, "Nah, don't bother, I got this." Now I'm horny and sad. FML

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113 comments

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On 01/09/2014 at 12:59pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I realized just how lonely I am when I tried to time my ejaculation to happen right as the new year started. FML

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108 comments

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On 01/01/2014 at 1:41am - intimacy - by Lonesome (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I took an extra xanax to help with my anxiety, then went to sleep. I guess it was probably too much, because I woke up a few hours later, freaking out and panicking because I was convinced I was a bee trapped in a human body. FML

#21008430
92 comments

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On 12/28/2013 at 4:19pm - health - by beemove (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I asked my husband to try a little foreplay for once, instead of just rushing into sex. His idea of foreplay was to sweetly whisper that he was going to "penis" me so hard. That's the first time I've heard the word "penis" used as a verb, and hopefully the last. FML

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83 comments

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On 12/27/2013 at 5:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom



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