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copperchinchilla

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 13 May 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1647
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About copperchinchilla : Huge into music, I listen to at least a little bit of everything, and I play guitar and piano and sing. Also big into baseball and football (Nationals and Ravens) and play both. Message away, I'd love to talk!

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Visits<b>RoseWithThorns</b> - 3 hours ago<b>avenue24</b> - the 08/20/2015 at 9:32am<b>koganti</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 2:06pm<b>MonaLisaIdk</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 5:45am<b>LibertyLife20</b> - the 08/18/2015 at 8:56pm<b>perfect_insanity</b> - the 08/18/2015 at 7:27am<b>melisssa87</b> - the 08/18/2015 at 7:03am<b>echarlotte</b> - the 08/16/2015 at 6:47am<b>AbtractAngela</b> - the 07/30/2015 at 11:20pm<b>courtney_leath</b> - the 07/17/2015 at 1:13am<b>lulinator</b> - the 07/11/2015 at 8:10pm<b>karacakal2</b> - the 07/05/2015 at 3:17pm<b>kitkat818</b> - the 06/20/2015 at 7:16am<b>w0nd3rl4nd</b> - the 06/20/2015 at 5:47am<b>WCARlover</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 11:59pm<b>Ashd09</b> - the 06/05/2015 at 1:03pm<b>silentsuffer</b> - the 06/03/2015 at 2:43pm<b>ToxicLover29</b> - the 06/02/2015 at 2:16pm

Fucked!<b>seetei</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 12:57am<b>DarksideDoll</b> - the 04/22/2015 at 7:50pm<b>delilablue95</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 5:42pm<b>kikoma</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 4:33pm<b>RoseWithThorns</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 8:41am<b>horseh</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 3:28am<b>whitetiger13131</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 8:27pm<b>annarcheer</b> - the 03/28/2015 at 11:23pm<b>ashleyyeah</b> - the 03/23/2015 at 6:35am<b>Bazinga_1821</b> - the 03/16/2015 at 11:24pm<b>BananaSantos</b> - the 02/15/2015 at 10:19pm<b>iwanttogotoparis</b> - the 12/10/2014 at 10:28pm<b>salyhahaha</b> - the 12/08/2014 at 7:19pm

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copperchinchilla's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend and I were making love. It got hot and intense and we were really into it, until she blurted out, "Oh baby, rub your penis against mine". FML

Today, I told my son about wet dreams, what they are and how they are normal. Afterwards, he exclaimed, "It's kinda like when I beat off, except I'm asleep! Awesome!" FML

#21451089
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22977) - you deserved it (3201)

On 08/02/2015 at 10:57pm - kids - by BrandonDrapeau - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was on a date, and I tried breaking the ice by telling him my best joke. He laughed hysterically for a good 10 seconds, started beating the table with his fist, then suddenly went deadpan and said "No, seriously, you're a moron. Screw this date." FML

#21446581
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27056) - you deserved it (2756)

On 07/24/2015 at 2:54pm - misc - by HAIL SITHIS (woman) - United States

Today, I heard my ten-year-old brother say, "Are hamburgers a reptile?" FML

#21441553
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21828) - you deserved it (2273)

On 07/14/2015 at 1:59pm - kids - by Andrew - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I took away my 8-year-old daughter's toy for throwing it too many times. She then said, "I need a beer." FML

#21440427
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22392) - you deserved it (5296)

On 07/12/2015 at 10:25am - kids - by brichard22 (man) - United States (California)

Today, after finally spending the night with my longtime crush, it's as if I can still feel her fingers caressing my hair. But wait, no, that's just the head lice she gave me. FML

#21432396
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26202) - you deserved it (2483)

On 06/26/2015 at 4:08pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I found out that my homophobic boyfriend, who I was giving a chance to grow the fuck up and get over his obsession with bashing gays, has been cheating on me with another man. FML

#21425403
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38574) - you deserved it (4210)

On 06/13/2015 at 10:26am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was invited to an adult toy party with co-workers. They started by playing a game called 'Never Ever Have I Ever' about everyone's sexual exploits. My mother is a co-worker. I can never un-hear what I heard. FML

#21425174
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28875) - you deserved it (5855)

On 06/12/2015 at 9:22pm - intimacy - by silverspud - United States (Colorado)

Today, I tried talking to my wife about our sexless marriage. Her only response was to toss me a sock and say "Knock yourself out, fuckstick." FML

#21422165
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28674) - you deserved it (3183)

On 06/07/2015 at 3:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I'm warning you: never spoon naked with your girlfriend after eating taco bell. The shartpocalypse just might begin in her ass and end on your stomach. FML

#21420039
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30218) - you deserved it (4304)

On 06/03/2015 at 1:01am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while riding the subway a homeless man got on asking for money. I went to give him a dollar but he refused because I was "of the Asian persuasion." FML

#21404625
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26716) - you deserved it (2074)

On 05/04/2015 at 5:02pm - misc - by Malíya - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I pulled a piece of dental floss out of my ass. How it got there is one of life's great mysteries. FML

#21403757
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32096) - you deserved it (4733)

On 05/03/2015 at 3:42am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was diagnosed with type 1 diabetes. My mom's reaction was, I shit you not, to tell me to "walk it off". FML

#21403286
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29513) - you deserved it (2456)

On 05/02/2015 at 5:59am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my mom announced my pregnancy to the entire family via Facebook with the post, "Just went from a MILF to a GILF in one moment of unprotected sex." FML

#21401833
101 comments

Today, I went on a date with a cute guy I met at a bookstore. He stood up and said he was leaving when I said that I didn't like 50 Shades of Grey, because he, "doesn't want to be near a bitch who doesn't know her place". He then told me to give him a ride home. FML

#21392816
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34219) - you deserved it (2827)

On 04/13/2015 at 6:43am - love - by whymanwhy (woman) - Czech Republic



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