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  • Number of visits : 2228
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Visits<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 4:27pm<b>alberg18</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 10:56pm<b></b> - the 01/11/2011 at 2:17pm<b>ch2358</b> - the 08/07/2009 at 9:32pm<b>meddude</b> - the 07/03/2009 at 9:18pm<b>GFLiE</b> - the 07/03/2009 at 6:48pm<b>ginoo1</b> - the 07/03/2009 at 6:43pm<b>arienh4</b> - the 07/03/2009 at 6:26pm<b>Cucchiaio</b> - the 07/03/2009 at 5:47pm

Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 10:27pm

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coopert28's favorite FMLs

Today, I was driving on the motorway when a cop car made me stop. It was a routine check and when they said "Have you been drinking?" of course I said no. To that, my 6 year old sitting in the back screamed "Yes she did! She's lying I saw her drink!" I had drunk a milkshake. FML

by Kimmiko / 06/04/2009 at 8:17am / Germany (Niedersachsen) / Transportation

Today, I was cleaning my father's study room and wondering why I did not receive my acceptance/rejection letter from a college I really wanted. I found the acceptance letter, on his desk, also approving of a full scholarship. The deadline to confirm was a month ago. FML

by guamfml / 06/02/2009 at 8:10pm / Guam / Miscellaneous

Today, I got T-boned by a woman going 60 mph. I was unconscious for hours while a tube was inserted into my collapsed lung. Upon waking up my 16-year old brother thought it would be hilarious to yank out my leg hairs. FML

by robinhoood / 04/20/2009 at 1:53am / United States (California) / Health

Today, I found my phone under the car seat after three days. I flipped it open ready to issue apologies to everyone who had tried to get in touch with me and I had worried. No missed calls. FML

by Anonymous / 04/16/2009 at 6:06pm / United States (Tennessee) / Geek

Today, I walked out to my car to see four kids taking the hubcaps, radio, and license plates off of my truck. I chased them six blocks until I tripped and twisted my ankle. I limped back to my car and found a ticket on my windshield for $55 dollars. The reason? Missing license plates. FML

by Anonymous / 04/12/2009 at 12:07am / United States (California) / Transportation

Today, I went to withdraw 200 dollars. At the ATM, I noticed a suspicious man standing really close to me. I was nervous about entering my pin number, and worrying he was looking at my account information. In my panic, I got all the way home before realizing that I left the cash in the machine. FML

by Anonymous / 03/21/2009 at 9:41pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML

by ihavepinkbackpac / 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, my wife told me that if she had a penny for every time I had brought her to climax she'd have change for a nickel. We've been married for 16 years. FML

by phobopohobia / 02/06/2009 at 5:09pm / United States (Ohio) / Love