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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 2 March 1982 (33 years)
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  • Number of visits : 379
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I went out with a friend to grab some food and we were served by this really cute and fun waiter. Stepping out of my comfort zone and deciding to do something crazy, I left my phone number on the bill. I got home only to realize that I forgot to pay the bill. FML

#20011112
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16344) - you deserved it (21523)

On 08/09/2012 at 7:39am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, Target asked me if I would do the closing announcement. I've only been working there a little while, so excited I agreed. I told people, "The store is now closing, thank you for shopping at Walmart." FML

#19088946
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15892) - you deserved it (29349)

On 02/15/2012 at 9:03pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I saw my dad's friend across the street working on my neighbor's roof. To continue the airsoft war we'd been having I shot at him with the sniper gun I bought. I hit him, and he fell off the roof. I ran over to see if he was ok. It wasn't my dad's friend. FML

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148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13052) - you deserved it (47749)

On 03/22/2011 at 12:31pm - misc - by FailedSniper (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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