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  • Town/Country : Sarasota, FL
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  • Birth Date : Monday 17 April 1989 (24 years)
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Today, my five-year-old told me she had accidentally swallowed a thumbtack. In panic mode we raced to the ER. With no insurance. Only after the tests, examinations and X-rays did she tell me was "just joking." FML

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