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About coolcocoxxx : 15 years old from Canada :) I'm funny sometimes but don't get your hopes up. It's more like a type of awkward that grows on you.
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Today, I found out that my crush didn't remember calling me beautiful, telling me he liked me, or any of the other romantic things he said to me while drunk last night. He did however remember me promising to bake him cookies. FML
Today, my grandmother threatened to kill herself with a banana. She then got angry with me when I didn't attempt to get the banana away from her. My mom punished me because I didn't take the situation seriously enough. FML
Tuesday 3 March 2015