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cookimonstur
  • Town/Country : Hampshire, Britain
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About cookimonstur : I love reading, Music, scented candles, talking, and watching movies. Italian or Chinese food is the bomb. Interested in psychology. Blue is the best colour.
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Today, I brought my new puppy home. I saw her sniffing around, so I took her outside to do her business. She simply played in the grass for ten minutes, so I brought her in. She walked in the door, squatted, and shit. She has diarrhea. This is the fourth time today. FML

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