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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 18 February 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 327
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About cookimonstur : Hey. Love talking to new people.

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Today, I brought my new puppy home. I saw her sniffing around, so I took her outside to do her business. She simply played in the grass for ten minutes, so I brought her in. She walked in the door, squatted, and shit. She has diarrhea. This is the fourth time today. FML


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