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About cookimonstur : Hey. Love talking to new people.
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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
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Today, I brought my new puppy home. I saw her sniffing around, so I took her outside to do her business. She simply played in the grass for ten minutes, so I brought her in. She walked in the door, squatted, and shit. She has diarrhea. This is the fourth time today. FML
Friday 24 October 2014