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About cookimonstur : I love reading, Ben Howard, Robert Downey jr, scented candles, talking, and playing piano. Italian or Chinese food is the bomb. Interested in psychology. Blue is the best colour ever.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
A new Thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You’ve used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Today, I brought my new puppy home. I saw her sniffing around, so I took her outside to do her business. She simply played in the grass for ten minutes, so I brought her in. She walked in the door, squatted, and shit. She has diarrhea. This is the fourth time today. FML
Friday 6 December 2013