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Today, I purposely set my phone off in class to make it seem like I had friends. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37574) - you deserved it (14335)

On 10/01/2013 at 6:18am - misc - by :/ -

Today, my boyfriend started coming onto me, despite me being on my period. He said it was okay, and we went to his bedroom. He told me to spread my legs as he spread his hands. Thinking it'd be sexy, I did. He then yelled, "I AM MOSES! I PART THE RED SEA!" and broke down in laughter. FML

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On 03/06/2013 at 3:20pm - intimacy - by RedWaters - United States



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