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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 23 September 1993 (22 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 189
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I walked into the living room to find my 11-year-old daughter about to kiss her "not my boyfriend" on the lips. When I asked what she thought she was doing, she peeled a piece of scotch tape off her lips and said, "It's okay! We're using protection." FML

by wtfmama / 05/04/2013 at 8:51am / United States (Wisconsin) / Kids