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  • Town/Country : Gautier , United States
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  • Birth Date : Thursday 23 September 1993 (19 years)
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Today, I walked into the living room to find my 11-year-old daughter about to kiss her "not my boyfriend" on the lips. When I asked what she thought she was doing, she peeled a piece of scotch tape off her lips and said, "It's okay! We're using protection." FML

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