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conrad01
  • Town/Country : Effingham, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 12 August 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 571
  • Number of comments : 35
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About conrad01 : Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day. Wearing a backpack and a turtleneck is like a weak midget trying to bring you down.

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Today, I took a girl out I've been seeing for two months on our first real date. I had saved all my money for the week for this. I took her to a beautiful restaurant uptown. She got hammered, hit me and screamed that I would never be as good as "Marshall." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36980) - you deserved it (2687)

On 10/10/2009 at 2:06pm - love - by pistonsunshine (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was eating MandMs on a chair when I dropped one and it fell under my crotch. My mom came in to see my hand on my crotch and me muttering, "Where is that little bastard?" FML

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On 09/11/2009 at 2:26pm - misc - by awilson (man) - United States (Massachusetts)



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