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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 15 December 1992 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 211
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About connormadden : Am a student to become a paramedic in Vancouver. Also I am using the iPhone app so can't message.

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Today, I walked in on my sister plucking her nipples. A shame I didn't get a big fuck-off bottle of brain bleach for Christmas. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28363) - you deserved it (7605)

On 12/25/2012 at 8:49pm - intimacy - by FuckMyEyes (man) - Australia (New South Wales)



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