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Today, I was going for a walk and I kept smelling pee wherever I went. After about an hour, I finally figured out that the smell was me. My dog had peed on my sweatshirt. FML

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91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24957) - you deserved it (4829)

On 02/26/2012 at 7:28am - animals - by katams - United States

Today, as I was taking the bus home, I sat down next to a man wearing an FML shirt. While snickering I said to him "You totally deserved it." I guess he thought that comment deserved a broken nose. FML

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200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19704) - you deserved it (77961)

On 07/30/2011 at 5:26am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I dreamed that I was kidnapped by Charlie Sheen. FML

#15912541
301 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33270) - you deserved it (12010)

On 04/24/2011 at 9:10pm - misc - by woahitbechels - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I had to moisturise my dog's testicles because they got sunburnt. FML

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155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41824) - you deserved it (7363)

On 08/04/2010 at 6:24am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)



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