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Today, my boyfriend and I were making out on his deck out back. When leaving, I heard the sliding glass door open on the upper deck, I froze in the yard to not be seen. Too bad I didn't move. Apparently his dad pees off the deck at night. I had to walk home covered in pee. FML
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On 10/12/2012 at 7:11am - health - by monkeyzz (woman) - United States (California)
Today, as I entered a stairwell, the fire alarm went off, triggering the automatic fire doors to close. The one I was walking through ran over my foot, ripping my toenail, and then smacked me in the face. FML
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On 10/12/2012 at 1:58am - misc - by minustoenail - United States (California)
Today, during a family dinner, my favourite underwire bra got tired of its job and tried to shish-kebab my boobs. FML
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On 09/09/2012 at 5:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I realized how much it sucks to have the same name as my dad when I overheard my mom moan his name in bed. FML
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On 09/08/2012 at 7:38am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I sprained my ankle trying to prove that I can walk in high heels. FML
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On 09/06/2012 at 2:46am - health - by dumbass (woman) - United States
Today, I locked myself out of the house I was house-sitting. An hour later, and my fifth attempt at climbing the fence, I figured I'd try the door one more time. Turns out I was turning the handle the wrong way and the door wasn't locked in the first place. FML
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On 09/06/2012 at 2:39am - misc - by ohhhemmgee - United States (Nevada)
Today, I wanted to take a bubble bath with the jets in the bath that I haven't used in years. When I got in, it took me a while to realize that the jets had squirted out slime and a family of unidentifiable bugs that have probably been living there for years. FML
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On 09/06/2012 at 2:38am - misc - by juliannamelissa - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I received the "employee of the month" title from the job I was fired from last week. FML
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On 09/05/2012 at 10:02pm - work - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I'm so broke that I hand-washed my socks with a bar of soap that I stole from work. FML
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On 09/05/2012 at 2:27pm - money - by Lauraborealous - Canada (Alberta)
Today, my teacher assigned us teams in a class debate. I landed on the team that had to argue the obviously wrong point of view. When I finished, my teacher told me and the entire class how much I disturbed her, and how I reminded her of Hitler and Napoleon. FML
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On 09/05/2012 at 12:25pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (California)
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I didn't take her pet rock seriously. FML
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On 09/05/2012 at 4:14am - love - by steve (man) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, an unknown number left me a lengthy voicemail of what sounds like two people having sex. This is the closest I've gotten to real-life sex in 2 years. I listened to it three times. FML
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On 09/05/2012 at 12:44am - intimacy - by anonymous (man) - Australia
Today, I saw a bug on a stranger's arm and as a knee-jerk reaction smacked it. It took me a second before I realized it was actually a loose scab. FML
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On 09/04/2012 at 6:02pm - misc - by CantPublish - United States
Today, at a supermarket entrance, a seemingly drunk old lady said, "Sir?" as I passed by. I just ignored her and walked in. When I walked out with my groceries fifteen minutes later, several people were standing around her, calling for an ambulance. She'd passed out on the ground. FML
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On 09/04/2012 at 1:26pm - misc - by Anonymous - Netherlands (Utrecht)
Today, I moved into college and met my new roommate. Not fifteen minutes later, she had told me about the fungus on her feet, and what happens when she forgets to take her anti-psychotic medication, all while picking at her nose and eating the spoils. FML
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On 09/04/2012 at 1:14pm - misc - by Becoming a commuter. (woman) - United States (New York)
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