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by nosestealer / 07/07/2013 at 5:57pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
Today, my girlfriend showed me a print of a Banksy that she'd just bought, telling me it was an original. When I tried to argue that it wasn't, she broke up with me for "implying she was a moron." FML
by Single / 12/04/2012 at 11:17am / United Kingdom (Bath and North East Somerset) / Love
Today, after months of trying to potty train my son, he finally told me he used the potty. I went to the bathroom to check. There was nothing there. So I asked him "Where did you go to the potty?". He then grabbed my hand and took me to the cat's litter box. My son has successfully litter trained himself. FML
by anonymous / 11/16/2009 at 1:00am / Japan (Okinawa) / Kids
by JohnB / 10/19/2009 at 8:43pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
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