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  • Town/Country : New York, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 2 October 1991 (22 years)
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Today, I wanted revenge on the rabbit who ate my garden's plants. When he returned, he was standing next to my brand new above-ground swimming pool. I pull out my 22. rifle and shot at it, but the bullet missed and popped a hole in my pool. 15,000 gallons of water flooded my basement. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28371) - you deserved it (238413)

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