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Today, I wanted revenge on the rabbit who ate my garden's plants. When he returned, he was standing next to my brand new above-ground swimming pool. I pull out my 22. rifle and shot at it, but the bullet missed and popped a hole in my pool. 15,000 gallons of water flooded my basement. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40508) - you deserved it (277854)

On 05/26/2009 at 8:22pm - misc - by Jerrrr (man) - United States (New York)



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