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  • Town/Country : Miami, Unites States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 9 January 1994 (20 years)
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Today, I had a volleyball game against our rivals. I hit myself in the face with the ball 3 times, fell flat on my face against the court, and later had an asthma attack with no inhaler in sight. We lost the game. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21770) - you deserved it (5758)

On 09/03/2010 at 1:05am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I found out I sleepwalk. How you might ask? By awakening the moment just before I fell from the stairs. I was better off sleeping. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21077) - you deserved it (2041)

On 08/22/2010 at 7:51pm - misc - by Eloy Ymer - Netherlands (Gelderland)

Today, my boyfriend texted me, and asked if he could come over to 'have some fun'. Thinking we were going to do it, I freshened up. Turns out his idea of 'having some fun' is playing Doodle Jump and Angry Birds on my iPod. For three hours. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26341) - you deserved it (8349)

On 08/10/2010 at 3:22am - intimacy - by kylie - United States (New York)



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