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  • Birth Date : Friday 4 July 1997 (18 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 47 posted

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comedybreak's favorite FMLs

Today, my daughter's bed broke. Trying to see the damage, I lay down on her floor to get a closer look. I saw mountains of condom boxes under there. Now I know why the bed broke. FML

#19646260
273 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41255) - you deserved it (5408)

On 05/19/2012 at 11:08am - intimacy - by maggierose171 - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my husband and I were pulled over by a cop. He was still angry from our earlier argument over his constant freeloading, and when the cop told him we'd been doing 75 in a 55, he retorted, "Yeah? I did 75 in your mom last night, fuzzball." One more ticket I have to pay for. FML

#19644251
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26264) - you deserved it (5123)

On 05/18/2012 at 10:41pm - money - by me (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my fiancée called our engagement off, because apparently she's actually a complete idiot who will believe anything that a slimy con artist tells her. In this case, a "psychic" who mumbled some shit about me having "a dark aura." FML

#19628029
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28640) - you deserved it (3427)

On 05/15/2012 at 4:56pm - love - by waste of effort (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that a family member found a publisher for his book; his badly written, terribly sourced, historically inaccurate book that insults and misrepresents most world cultures and religions. If this actually makes it to print, I'll never be able to use my maiden name again. FML

#19620851
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22655) - you deserved it (2127)

On 05/14/2012 at 3:37am - misc - by AmatureLitCritic - United States (Oregon)

Today, I brought my 90-year-old grandfather into school for a project that required to bring in "a first-hand account" of the Great Depression. He started off by telling the class how in his day, they "threw rocks at black people." FML

#19608717
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27587) - you deserved it (3923)

On 05/11/2012 at 7:52pm - misc - by Class (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was at a restaurant with my kids. I told my 13 year old about how the very first time she said she loved me. She was 2 and it was at this very restaurant. I told her the details and even started tearing up a little. She didn't even look up from her cell phone and said, "That's fab, ma." FML

#19603153
315 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29547) - you deserved it (8299)

On 05/10/2012 at 4:33pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my friend thought it would be funny to announce to the class that I finally got a girlfriend. I received a standing ovation. FML

#19601611
9 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26817) - you deserved it (3919)

On 05/10/2012 at 7:48am - love - by JG (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, as I got off the bus, I saw a girl counting her change making sure she had enough for the ride. Since it was my last stop for the day, I offered my day pass to her. She replied, "Get away, freak." FML

#19597071
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30723) - you deserved it (2500)

On 05/09/2012 at 10:40am - misc - by calidreaming - Japan (Osaka)

Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm. FML

#19594950
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34876) - you deserved it (3357)

On 05/08/2012 at 10:05pm - intimacy - by laury - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I'm cheering myself up about being newly single by having a sleepover with my best friends. Their boyfriends have all decided to sleep over as well though, so I'm currently alone in a corridor with nothing but the sound of all my friends having loud sex to keep me company. FML

#19588990
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36764) - you deserved it (3971)

On 05/07/2012 at 8:25pm - intimacy - by coffeeshopgirl (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, while showering with my boyfriend, he asked if something was weird about his penis. Naturally, I looked closer. As soon as I did, he sprayed my face with urine. This is only the beginning; we just moved in. FML

#19586096
365 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49511) - you deserved it (9332)

On 05/07/2012 at 5:42am - intimacy - by quirrus (woman) - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML

#19584517
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28844) - you deserved it (2597)

On 05/06/2012 at 10:13pm - love - by gutted (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I realized that both my husband and son refer to me as "the bitch." FML

#19510821
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19139) - you deserved it (26623)

On 04/22/2012 at 11:34am - misc - by stoggie96 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I received a call from the company I applied to, only to have my father pick it up and make fun of the man's accent. They won't call me back or take any of my calls, and my dad is completely unapologetic. FML

#19384586
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26733) - you deserved it (1881)

On 03/31/2012 at 9:00pm - work - by Bashit (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was re-watching my wedding video. As I was walking down the aisle, you could hear my grandfather mutter "Here comes the bride, all fat and wide." FML

#19250410
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38999) - you deserved it (5585)

On 03/10/2012 at 9:20am - love - by Anonymous - United States (New Mexico)



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