Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

comedybreak

Offline (9 hours ago) | Search for a member

comedybreak

2Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Friday 4 July 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3196
  • Number of comments : 113
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 47 posted

About comedybreak : #Yolo

comedybreak's page activity

Visits<b>supertacowaffle</b> - the 01/20/2015 at 1:20pm<b>Exodiafinder687</b> - the 01/19/2015 at 12:54am<b>FlowerOfWoe</b> - the 01/12/2015 at 3:30pm<b>PenguinBitch</b> - the 01/10/2015 at 1:11am<b>patrickalamo</b> - the 01/09/2015 at 7:22pm<b>Ichiya</b> - the 01/09/2015 at 7:04pm<b>11bGrunT</b> - the 01/07/2015 at 1:35am<b>supermoory</b> - the 12/25/2014 at 10:07pm<b>boring_boredom</b> - the 12/25/2014 at 3:40am<b>Nailpolishaholic</b> - the 12/17/2014 at 6:47am<b>brndnmcmillan</b> - the 12/10/2014 at 9:45pm<b>jenninator93</b> - the 12/07/2014 at 4:51pm<b>amazing_race190</b> - the 12/07/2014 at 4:34pm<b>Yasuo</b> - the 12/07/2014 at 3:44pm<b>Allegretto</b> - the 12/07/2014 at 12:30pm<b>TheSovietOnion</b> - the 12/07/2014 at 11:50am<b>RobotUnicorn1209</b> - the 12/07/2014 at 8:29am<b>TheSwegMaster69</b> - the 12/07/2014 at 6:16am

Liked!<b>patrickalamo</b> - the 01/10/2015 at 1:22am<b>RobotUnicorn1209</b> - the 12/07/2014 at 2:29pm

comedybreak's FML badges

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Follow up

You subsequently gave feedback by commenting on an FML that you’d submitted and was published.

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

See all of comedybreak's badges

comedybreak's favorite FMLs

Today, I finished my first two weeks as an ice cream truck driver. Now I can't get that annoying ice cream truck music out of my head. It's even in my dreams. FML

#20013286
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22545) - you deserved it (3865)

On 08/10/2012 at 9:58am - work - by ice cream dude - United States (Colorado)

Today, I started my dream job of being a veterinarian. My first day consisted of having to put down 12 dogs and 5 cats. FML

#20012679
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31356) - you deserved it (4118)

On 08/10/2012 at 12:37am - work - by mike h - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was at a Chinese buffet, and I got a fortune cookie. I opened it, and it said, "The love of your life is sitting across from you". The only thing across from me was an empty chair. FML

#20007961
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31919) - you deserved it (3012)

On 08/07/2012 at 4:13pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, a coworker informed me that she thinks I may be descended from a race of goblins, because of my squat stature, ugly face and hairy arms. She was being completely serious. FML

#19995807
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20545) - you deserved it (1798)

On 08/01/2012 at 1:46am - work - by Goblin Girl (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I tried to explain to my daughter why she couldn’t have a sleepover with her boyfriend yet. She said, "If you're so worried about me having sex, then you failed as a father because I've already banged four guys." FML

#19995628
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56713) - you deserved it (10373)

On 08/01/2012 at 12:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada

Today, my dad sat me down for a talk. After the talk, he wasn't my dad anymore. FML

#19942597
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39835) - you deserved it (1850)

On 07/15/2012 at 8:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to my regular pharmacist of three months, and since I've always seen him on a crutch, I asked him how his leg was. His response: "Still missing". FML

#19903690
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22119) - you deserved it (6234)

On 07/07/2012 at 3:26am - misc - by sozzy - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my wife and two teenage daughters' periods are all one week after the other. I am living in hell almost every single day. FML

#19786572
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33865) - you deserved it (4021)

On 06/14/2012 at 10:54am - misc - by anonymous - China (Jiangsu)

Today, I proudly told my elitist dad that I now have a beautiful girlfriend. He didn't believe me, so I showed him her Facebook. He demanded that I stop seeing her, saying that the duck-facing in her avatar was the hallmark of "a lower form of being" who would only ever shame our family. FML

#19778453
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10753) - you deserved it (26627)

On 06/12/2012 at 7:39pm - love - by idontgetit (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I finally summed up the courage to break up with my abusively controlling girlfriend. I don't know what I was thinking, but instead of leaving as a free man, I left as an engaged one. FML

#19705817
364 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17493) - you deserved it (42751)

On 05/30/2012 at 6:35pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Italy (Lombardia)

Today, I told my mom I was going out to hang out with some friends. She looked me dead in the eye and said, "Don't lie to me." FML

#19687214
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21739) - you deserved it (2292)

On 05/27/2012 at 4:00am - misc - by cloudberry - United States (New York)

Today, my daughter's bed broke. Trying to see the damage, I lay down on her floor to get a closer look. I saw mountains of condom boxes under there. Now I know why the bed broke. FML

#19646260
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38905) - you deserved it (5159)

On 05/19/2012 at 11:08am - intimacy - by maggierose171 - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my husband and I were pulled over by a cop. He was still angry from our earlier argument over his constant freeloading, and when the cop told him we'd been doing 75 in a 55, he retorted, "Yeah? I did 75 in your mom last night, fuzzball." One more ticket I have to pay for. FML

#19644251
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23537) - you deserved it (4765)

On 05/18/2012 at 10:41pm - money - by me (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my fiancée called our engagement off, because apparently she's actually a complete idiot who will believe anything that a slimy con artist tells her. In this case, a "psychic" who mumbled some shit about me having "a dark aura." FML

#19628029
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26810) - you deserved it (3255)

On 05/15/2012 at 4:56pm - love - by waste of effort (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that a family member found a publisher for his book; his badly written, terribly sourced, historically inaccurate book that insults and misrepresents most world cultures and religions. If this actually makes it to print, I'll never be able to use my maiden name again. FML

#19620851
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21161) - you deserved it (1993)

On 05/14/2012 at 3:37am - misc - by AmatureLitCritic - United States (Oregon)



Ronald Grandpey's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Ronald Grandpey's illustrated FML
  • Hello everyone, how's it going? You doing OK? Friday is the right time to get your glad rags on, go out, meet your friends, have a drink, get your freak on, shoot the breeze, shoot some hoops, don't shoot…

Friday 30 January 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: