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Today, my house was robbed while I sat helplessly on the toilet with violent diarrhoea. I could hear them laughing hysterically. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39865) - you deserved it (4280)

On 04/25/2011 at 5:39pm - misc - by Mike -

Today, I took my brother and nieces to the zoo. Two of the lions at the exhibit were mating, so I said, "They're playing leap-frog." My 4-year-old niece said, "Looks like they're fucking to me." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35969) - you deserved it (10383)

On 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm - intimacy - by mc_dreamy - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I met a guy online, and I realized the cyber sex I had with him was better than the sex I get from my boyfriend. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4705) - you deserved it (13637)

On 02/04/2010 at 9:51am - intimacy - by erin - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was volunteering at a zoo event for special needs kids. My job was to dress up in a kangaroo costume and greet the kids. One kid came up and said "You're not real!" and kicked me in the nuts. FML

#2854895 (148)

I agree, your life sucks (41623) - you deserved it (3171)

On 06/13/2009 at 10:42am - kids - by Hackmanjones (woman) - Canada (Ontario)