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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 770
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 2 posted

About colorguard13 : Hey ✌ I'm a pretty laid back person. I play softball and do color guard, read quite a bit, and if I'm not doing any of that I'm listening to Tom Petty or Green Day. Have a nice day!

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