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Today, my father, who is going through a serious mid-life crisis, walked into my room, told me to "sit the fuck down," and spent the next two hours ranting about how the Lord of the Rings books prophesy the end of the world this December, and that Sauron is an analogy for "corrupt bankers." FML

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On 07/17/2012 at 4:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, while I was eating lunch at work, I practically had a panic attack because I'd forgotten to feed my Neopet. FML

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On 02/26/2012 at 4:27pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while I was eating lunch at work, I practically had a panic attack because I'd forgotten to feed my Neopet. FML

#19168741
231 comments

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On 02/26/2012 at 4:27pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I asked the girl I like to send me 'yummy pictures.' I got a picture of cheesecake. FML

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On 07/22/2011 at 2:29am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I got pulled over for going about 88mph. When the cop asked why I was speeding, I replied, "I was trying to go back in time". He didn't like that answer and gave me a ticket. FML

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On 05/19/2011 at 1:30am - work - by 613tanner -

Today, my cat tried to kill me. While I was sleeping, he put his paws on either side of my face and laid down, covering my nose and mouth. While I was struggling to free myself, I could hear my sister laughing next to me. FML

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On 02/20/2011 at 12:45pm - animals - by Michelle - United States (California)

Today, my house got broken into for the third time. The nice police officer said that if I didn't want my house to keep being robbed I should "Fix the place up so it doesn't look like a crummy vacant building." FML

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On 02/18/2011 at 8:06pm - misc - by rachel - United States (California)

Today, I drove over 200km from Dublin to Galway, with a broken window. It rained for most of the journey. FML

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On 02/18/2011 at 4:07pm - misc - by Socarates - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, my friend came over with brownies as a treat before work. She works in a bakery so I thought it was lovely. After starting work, I became stoned. She thought it was a great prank. I was fired. FML

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On 02/18/2011 at 8:06am - work - by sickly -

Today, I came home to a lease violation and a $220 fine after a routine pest control visit. The violation: my single beta fish in a small bowl. FML

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On 02/18/2011 at 12:19am - animals - by Username -

Today, I was forced to attend a fire safety class, as required by my job. Last year, I completed the fire academy as a volunteer fireman. The class was not only insulting, but wrong in many ways. I got kicked out for pointing them out. I now have to take it again, or be fired. FML

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On 02/17/2011 at 8:47pm - work - by peeved (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found my mom eating cat biscuits. We don't have a cat. FML

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On 02/17/2011 at 11:33am - animals - by Aled (man) - United Kingdom (Derby)

Today, my friend finally convinced me that if I picked up her cat it wouldn't scratch my eyes out. It peed on me instead. FML

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On 02/17/2011 at 12:58am - animals - by hannah (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up to shit on my floor and my cat hiding under my comforter. I have to get rid of my new fish because my cat is afraid of it. FML

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On 10/24/2010 at 8:36pm - animals - by danjoylovefun - United States (Colorado)



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